-> "Hamburger To Go"
Original Song Title:
"Retrovertigo"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Hamburger To Go"
The Lyrics
Combo 2 advertised
For just $3.99
Lettuce, bacon, and cheese
Pop and fries
Super-size
You're hungry
But I don't want excess (don't want excess)
Not that thirsty I guess (hungry at the best)
I don't really like fries...
Apple pies
Are a slice
Of my cash
Now you're finding tooth-aches occurin'
Nauseous when you find that your drink needs chewin'
Staring at the drive-through signs
Mesmerized
There's some kid who keeps returning
But I'm happy that I'm only having
Just a snack to tie me over,
Hamburger to go...
Hundred-fifty calories
That's not bacon...
Cheap imitation
You've contracted a disease
Ron McDonald
Really needs less mouths to feed
Sell the rights
Dont drink Sprite
only eat...
Now I'm finding tooth-aches occurin'
Nauseous when I find that my drink needs chewin'
Staring at the drive-through signs
Can't decide
Give the teenage girl my order
Hear it costs a dollar and a quarter
If you're hungry, only order
a Hamburger to go...
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