Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "All of Their Posts Show They're Morons"
Original Song Title:
"None of None of Them Knew They Were Robots"
Original Performer:
Mr. Bungle
Parody Song Title:
"All of Their Posts Show They're Morons"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
In which I long-windedly explain the Greater Internet F***wad Theory (aka the GIFT) to the tune of a song i only know through a review of a crappy Pinnochio movie by a couple of muppets. And people wonder why I'm a bit weird!
There's a theory 'bout what happens online
It's where inhibitions take a jet plane and fly
People act like dicks with their heads in the clouds
And no matter the website, sure ain't boy scouts
With a lot of goits per site
Why not just ban them outright?
Well, one could, but these a-holes bounce back ev'rytime
They talk in l33t
A flood of epithets released
They act proud
When the sane members all just leave
They think they have routed all the geeks
But it's quite easy to see
No complicated machinations
They're just all twits
Dailymotion and Youtube
Facebook, Myspace and Blip too
When they log on, seems their I.Q.
Has dropped down like heavy weights
Want to argue? Don't, cause they will just call you gay
Nothing wrong with that, of course
Internet jerks offend all sorts
Don't read their posts! You will lose hope!
Comments on Youtube, great source of dumb
Watch the nasty names fly, ev'ryone's a jerk
There's super-macho guys, but girls are quite few
Ev'ryone's a big douche
Pull facts out their anus
Moderators, save us!
Want sense? There's none, dude, logic's a dud
They're all hungry wolves, noobs low on the food chain
All become a dick, could blame it on 4chan
Don't read their posts, all of their posts show they're morons
All threads are quite dang'rous
Filled with crazy douches
One post leads to flamin'
One pic leads to ragin'
They will read into your post
You might mean well, oh no
Subtext overblown
Cause they're anonymous
A free pass to be a dick
It's a theory that is called the GIFT
Says that anonymity
Plus audience
Turns a harmless chap
Into a dickhead
It's a trend
No-one is free from this taint
Log on and become a douche
(Dumbass, can't spell for crap!)
No chance for truce
(Talk crap, then try to hack!)
Don't appeal for sense, no use
(No chance, still talkin' crap!)
They all let loose
(Yell back? Screw that, just flag!)
All across the Interwebs
These jerks will caps-lock at the plebs
Freaked-out newbies shouldn't fret
There are good people on the net
Read the FAQ's and the stickies
You won't look like a big dweeb
Warn the moderators
If there are some douches
Don't yell back, that's stupid
The posts on Youtube may seem quite dumb
Some are simply spam, but the rest hurt your soul!
Do not feed the trolls and you'll be fine!
Listen to me
And follow my tips to a tee
Don't type loud
My best advice: ignore all the freaks
Contact the mods if they're harassing thee
And they'll ban them happily
Why moderation's complicated
To the av'rage internet user? Search me!
It's where inhibitions take a jet plane and fly
People act like dicks with their heads in the clouds
And no matter the website, sure ain't boy scouts
With a lot of goits per site
Why not just ban them outright?
Well, one could, but these a-holes bounce back ev'rytime
They talk in l33t
A flood of epithets released
They act proud
When the sane members all just leave
They think they have routed all the geeks
But it's quite easy to see
No complicated machinations
They're just all twits
Dailymotion and Youtube
Facebook, Myspace and Blip too
When they log on, seems their I.Q.
Has dropped down like heavy weights
Want to argue? Don't, cause they will just call you gay
Nothing wrong with that, of course
Internet jerks offend all sorts
Don't read their posts! You will lose hope!
Comments on Youtube, great source of dumb
Watch the nasty names fly, ev'ryone's a jerk
There's super-macho guys, but girls are quite few
Ev'ryone's a big douche
Pull facts out their anus
Moderators, save us!
Want sense? There's none, dude, logic's a dud
They're all hungry wolves, noobs low on the food chain
All become a dick, could blame it on 4chan
Don't read their posts, all of their posts show they're morons
All threads are quite dang'rous
Filled with crazy douches
One post leads to flamin'
One pic leads to ragin'
They will read into your post
You might mean well, oh no
Subtext overblown
Cause they're anonymous
A free pass to be a dick
It's a theory that is called the GIFT
Says that anonymity
Plus audience
Turns a harmless chap
Into a dickhead
It's a trend
No-one is free from this taint
Log on and become a douche
(Dumbass, can't spell for crap!)
No chance for truce
(Talk crap, then try to hack!)
Don't appeal for sense, no use
(No chance, still talkin' crap!)
They all let loose
(Yell back? Screw that, just flag!)
All across the Interwebs
These jerks will caps-lock at the plebs
Freaked-out newbies shouldn't fret
There are good people on the net
Read the FAQ's and the stickies
You won't look like a big dweeb
Warn the moderators
If there are some douches
Don't yell back, that's stupid
The posts on Youtube may seem quite dumb
Some are simply spam, but the rest hurt your soul!
Do not feed the trolls and you'll be fine!
Listen to me
And follow my tips to a tee
Don't type loud
My best advice: ignore all the freaks
Contact the mods if they're harassing thee
And they'll ban them happily
Why moderation's complicated
To the av'rage internet user? Search me!
Longest non-Meatloaf parody! Though that's based on my admitedly shaky recollection, so who knows. By "flag" I mean "use the Report Post button" that often eludes people.
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 5 | 5 | 5 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
OMFG! You nailed it! :) xoxo, ROTFLMAO! CUL8R
WHEW! At first I thought you meant us less-skilled contributors here. Whenever I venture into the comments section of HuffPost News (which now handles the news for AOL), I throw more "flags" than an NFL referee in an Oakland/Pittsburgh game. My FB page is defaced literally "left and right" by moronic posts. Censorship of course is wrong, but if these so-called authors will not assume any responsibility then a moderator must fill the vacuum. Tremendous job here. ;D
HELL YEAH!!! We have another Mr. Bungle parody that's not done by Me or AGGY! This is freakin' perfect!!!
Love the theory, love the parody. The internet has certainly helped us understand that there's a large population of insensitive idiots in the world.
You hit the bull in the eye. Seriously on Youtube and many other comments section of the webpages, there will always be a group of idiots trying to start something. Makes you want to hunt them down and beat them up, like in the 2001 Jay and Silent Bob movie.
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/mrbungle17.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1420
