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Song Parodies -> "A Day In The Life (30,000 B.C.)"
Original Song Title:
"Stubb (A Dub)"
Original Performer:
Mr. Bungle
Parody Song Title:
"A Day In The Life (30,000 B.C.)"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
Since I doubt any of you (Except for Aggy) know the OS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE7QVDnzwJw
[Cave Woman]
Our life was simpler
Back in the B.C’s…
No TVs, No bus
We talked through grumbling…
[Cave Family]
Grumbling
Grumbling
Grumbling
Grumbling
Grumbling
Grumbling
Grumbling
[Cave Woman]
Single life’s not good for this young lass
Cause the married folks get eaten last
Wed I must!
Some Bronto burgers I will fry
I eat alone, and sit and sigh
Now I wish I had a guy
Club… A… Hub
Whack!
A BULL'S EYE!
Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! Oog!
Knocked out male
Brought to my lair
Whenever you wake up
Will we have a thrill!
We must find a pastor
Cause you know…
You are the missing cog
[Cave Dude]
“Whoa!
Dudette, hear me…
Just wait up!
You’ve lost your mind
Cause we just met! You’re on crack!
Find another guy!
Cause I’m not that Caveman
I’m gone!”
[Cave Woman]
The T-Rex is coming
And I hear that he is hungry
But I don’t think that he’s gonna go
For some beef jerky
Why…
Is my…
Cave full…
of…
GAYS!
I’m gonna die!
Unless I get
WED!
Meet some geek
To fit that role
Hear a horrid shriek
Of that guy Joel
T-Rex Snack!
My club’s no use against that guy
There’s Barney baked inside a pie
Why do the good ones have to die?
[Sound of a T-Rex growling]
[Somebody screams]
Chase some tail
Or get eat rare
A search for guys with nice butts
But they’re all on grills
Doug's tossed inside ya
(Doug's tossed inside ya)
Man, This blows
(Man, This blows)
Cause he was pretty hot
(Cause he was pretty hot)
T-Rex can you hear me?
(T-Rex can you hear me?)
Then slow up
(Then slow up)
Toss me a bone
(Toss me a bone)
There’s slim picks, guess there’s Jack
(There’s slim picks, Guess there’s Jack)
A Cro-Magnon guy
(A Cro-Magnon guy)
Be wed to a guy like him?
(I'm hot like that Flintstone, Wilma!)
Jack's Not!
Someone invent the wheel
So I can pack up and get leaving!
Cause I’m all sick and tired
Of all this husband eating!
I’ve…
Just Been…
Digested…
Hey!
That wasn’t nice!
Now I just feel…
JAWS!!!
Well…
Life’s not simpler…
Cause I felt like roast beef…
Yes, I was choked down…
In a T-Rex tummy…
[Digested Cave Family]
A tummy!
A tummy!
A tummy!
A tummy!
A tummy!
A tummy!
A tummy!
[T-Rex]
Yum! Yum! Yum!
Our life was simpler
Back in the B.C’s…
No TVs, No bus
We talked through grumbling…
[Cave Family]
Grumbling
Grumbling
Grumbling
Grumbling
Grumbling
Grumbling
Grumbling
[Cave Woman]
Single life’s not good for this young lass
Cause the married folks get eaten last
Wed I must!
Some Bronto burgers I will fry
I eat alone, and sit and sigh
Now I wish I had a guy
Club… A… Hub
Whack!
A BULL'S EYE!
Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! Oog!
Knocked out male
Brought to my lair
Whenever you wake up
Will we have a thrill!
We must find a pastor
Cause you know…
You are the missing cog
[Cave Dude]
“Whoa!
Dudette, hear me…
Just wait up!
You’ve lost your mind
Cause we just met! You’re on crack!
Find another guy!
Cause I’m not that Caveman
I’m gone!”
[Cave Woman]
The T-Rex is coming
And I hear that he is hungry
But I don’t think that he’s gonna go
For some beef jerky
Why…
Is my…
Cave full…
of…
GAYS!
I’m gonna die!
Unless I get
WED!
Meet some geek
To fit that role
Hear a horrid shriek
Of that guy Joel
T-Rex Snack!
My club’s no use against that guy
There’s Barney baked inside a pie
Why do the good ones have to die?
[Sound of a T-Rex growling]
[Somebody screams]
Chase some tail
Or get eat rare
A search for guys with nice butts
But they’re all on grills
Doug's tossed inside ya
(Doug's tossed inside ya)
Man, This blows
(Man, This blows)
Cause he was pretty hot
(Cause he was pretty hot)
T-Rex can you hear me?
(T-Rex can you hear me?)
Then slow up
(Then slow up)
Toss me a bone
(Toss me a bone)
There’s slim picks, guess there’s Jack
(There’s slim picks, Guess there’s Jack)
A Cro-Magnon guy
(A Cro-Magnon guy)
Be wed to a guy like him?
(I'm hot like that Flintstone, Wilma!)
Jack's Not!
Someone invent the wheel
So I can pack up and get leaving!
Cause I’m all sick and tired
Of all this husband eating!
I’ve…
Just Been…
Digested…
Hey!
That wasn’t nice!
Now I just feel…
JAWS!!!
Well…
Life’s not simpler…
Cause I felt like roast beef…
Yes, I was choked down…
In a T-Rex tummy…
[Digested Cave Family]
A tummy!
A tummy!
A tummy!
A tummy!
A tummy!
A tummy!
A tummy!
[T-Rex]
Yum! Yum! Yum!
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Incredible. I don't think anyone has ever done a parody from the pespective of a cavewoman (not to mention a parody of this tune). Well done! (look for the other Bungles of joy today...)
BTW, kids and office workers: Parental Guidance suggested in the lyrics of the OS...
Love this Sir, Matthias. . .. It is B.C. wacky for sure! "cluba huba" is just so cute . . .
So, would gay cavemen be gavemen? Fun idea set to an appropriately funky tune.
Cavemen are manly so it inevitable.
(Artistry) And here I was thinking that the T-Rex's visual acuity was based on movement, not marital status. You learn something new everyday, I guess. Fantastic parody of a difficult tune, 555!
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