She said to him, "We've had a burglar
And he stole some nice things here as well"
He said to her, "I knew in an instant
When he set off the burglary bell"

She said "He escaped through the window
And our camera will tell everything"
And so they watched the digital footage
And they knew who it was right then

You are a thief, Burglar
You crummy thief, Burglar
They'll come for yo-ou
Yeah! They'll come for yo-ou

You are a thief, Burglar
You nasty thief, Burglar
They'll come for yo-ou
Oh, they will come for you

He held up the bank before sundown
He must have made threats twenty times
When he pocketed all of their pennies
Nickels and dollars and dimes

He left in his getaway chopper
He escaped with his craft in the air
The officers and cops were quite angry
His next strike could be anywhere

'Cause you're a thief, Burglar
You vicious thief, Burglar
They're tracking yo-ou
They'll be tracking yo-ou

Won't be so long now, Burglar
Oh, ugly thief, Burglar
They're tracking yo-ou
Oh, they'll be tracking you

'Cause they hate your thievery with all their hearts
And they're after you with poison darts
And if the world suddenly catches up with you, Thief
They will tie you at your hands and feet
And they will gag you if you try not to speak
And they will point a gun at you
They might even shoot
Take an ugly mug shot just of you

You are a thief, Burglar