-> "Beat the Hell Out of You (One Piece)"
Original Song Title:
"Make a Man Out of You"
Parody Song Title:
"Beat the Hell Out of You (One Piece)"
Parody Written by:
The Strawhat Pirates
The Lyrics
Luffy: Let's get down to business
To defeat Crocodile.
Crocodile: You cannot beat me
You little imbicile.
Luffy: You're the saddest man I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
You know, I'll beat the hell out of you ["For Vivi!"]
Usopp: Use the climatact to
Use different tricks
You can use some of them
To get someone's ass kicked
Nami: But some of them were useless
But it helped a lot, too.
I will beat the hell out of you! ["Take that, Ms. Doublefinger!"]
Usopp: Gosh, I'm getting close to death.
Chopper: That groundhog's gonna get me!
Both: I really hope that we'll be okay!
Nami: Man, I'm scared to death!
Hope she doesn't go right through me
Zoro: I really wish that I knew how to cut steel.
Luffy: (Be a man!) I must be swift as a coursing river.
Nami: With all the force of a great typhoon.
Zoro: (Be a man!) With all the strength of a raging fire!
All 3: Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!
Vivi: Time is racing forward
Before the bomb explodes!
Sanji: I'll protect you, Vivi,
Even if I go.
Crocodile: You're unsuited for the rage of war.
So now, go home. You're through,
I just beat the hell out of you! ["You're dead, Luffy!"]
Usopp: (Be a man!) I must be swift as a coursing river,
Sanji: With all the force of a great typhoon.
Chopper: (Be a man!) With all the strength of a raging fire.
All 3: Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!
All 6 pirates + Vivi: (Be a man!) We must be swift as a coursing river!
With all the force of a great typhoon.
With all the strength of a raging fire.
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!
Luffy: ["We did it everyone!"]
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