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Song Parodies -> "Captain Vomit"
Original Song Title:
"Captain Planet Theme Music"
Original Performer:
Murray McFadden (Singer)
Parody Song Title:
"Captain Vomit"
Parody Written by:
CryHavoc
The Lyrics
How many of you had kids in the 90's? I had two nephews and I invariably had to sit through numerous kid oriented shows. While Yugi-Oh and Pokémon were forgettable twaddle (Even The Power Rangers weren't that bad), Captain Planet was vile agitprop of the worst sort disguising itself as an 'environmental' cartoon. I suppose that if it was produced today, the Vomiteers would be battling microagressions from their safe space... Cartoons should not be agitprop vehicles for bias...
"Excrement!" "Miasma!" "Flatulence!" "Effluent!" "PC!" (Political Correctness)
"Go Vomit!"
(Retching Sounds)
"Thank you, little shits...you just unleashed Captain Vomit!!"
Captain Vomit... from the skids!
Here to brainwash all your kids
And when his part is finally through
They'll believe his PC bullshit too!!
Captain Vomit's no Galahad!
Calling all Corporations bad!
Watch as he errs on the Greenie side
takes away jobs businesses provide!
"We will pay for Captain Vomit!"
Corporations do need some regulation!"
But too much of it causes job strangulation!"
We can keep clean air and a clean Earth!"
Without Captain Vomit afterbirth!"
"The power is ours!"
"Go Vomit!"
(Retching Sounds)
"Thank you, little shits...you just unleashed Captain Vomit!!"
Captain Vomit... from the skids!
Here to brainwash all your kids
And when his part is finally through
They'll believe his PC bullshit too!!
Captain Vomit's no Galahad!
Calling all Corporations bad!
Watch as he errs on the Greenie side
takes away jobs businesses provide!
"We will pay for Captain Vomit!"
Corporations do need some regulation!"
But too much of it causes job strangulation!"
We can keep clean air and a clean Earth!"
Without Captain Vomit afterbirth!"
"The power is ours!"
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