-> "Korn"
Original Song Title:
"Torn"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Korn"
The Lyrics
My name is Jon, and this is Head.
There is Munky, and Fieldy, and then there is David.
We all formed a rap-rock band.
Well, in 99' we were adored.
The gothic peeps thought we all rocked,
We were the rock-rap lords.
But they don't know us anymore.
We were called gay,
We were called tight.
We made mosh pits last all night.
Our 5th CD's on.
We are the band called Korn.
We destroy your faith,
We make our songs real.
I'm in my little kilt,
While Head's banging on guitars.
Munky's dreads never changed,
They are something real,
"I'm so blind"
And I can see,
The perfect band is Korn.
Limp's alittle lame,
The best name is now Korn.
I guess our manager was right,
Should have seen what gigs were there,
And not some stupid lie.
Which rotted out my stupid brain.
And now I don't care.
They had no luck.
Jon and Head don't give a ****.
There's just so many songs,
That I can play for Korn.
We destroy your faith,
We make our songs real.
I'm in my little kilt,
While Head's banging on guitars.
Munky's dreads never changed,
They are something real,
"I'm so blind"
And I can see,
The perfect band is Korn.
Limp's alittle lame,
The best name is now Korn.
The stupid songs are hurting my pride.
Inspirations are so dry.
Radio's playin' our song.
"Make Me Bad" by Korn.
We destroy your faith,
We make our songs real.
I'm in my little kilt,
While Head's banging on guitars.
Munky's dreads never changed,
They are something real,
"I'm so blind"
And I can see,
The perfect band is Korn.
Bizkit has their "Faith".
This is how we feel.
Like Cold and even Staind,
On their "Wake the **** Up Tour".
They have nice tight names,
But they're not like Korn's.
Korn.
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