It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
A bunch of Taco Bell, I was trying to consume
Some burritos for the trip, and big Mountain Dew
going on a road trip with a group of kids
Just hit the drive thru of the Taco Bell
On a mission trying to get my food
Got a car full of kids ain't no need to stress
All the kids they order the same thang
So I hooks a left to Albuquerque
Some kids said they gotta go so I said "let's pull over"
My gut woke up, and said "what's up?"
Another 90 miles till the next stop, so I said "I'm stuck"
The kids yellin' at me cause I glide and swerve
These children screamin so hard cause I straight hit the curb
Gonna think of better things than my bubble gut
I see a gas station and some truckers off in the distance
I just sharted, I'm shittin' myself
I can't believe that men's rooms was out of order
I'll throw away my underwear, I need new pants
I looked at the kids and said "damn, who did that?"
My new pants were hemmed up and they fit real nice
man, what I laid seems like a straight pound
I gotta clean up real quick before they start to clown
I besta pull over soon and find a rest stop now
Next exit straight head
I think I'm pulling over
I can't believe this happened in my own car
If I had Kleenex I would wipe
Let me contemplate
I glanced in the parking lot and I see a CVS
men's room to the left, and down the hall
Need to change its really gross when it turns cold
Now its drippy and yellow
It's a tad bit late
New pants and some pepto to regulate
I quickly pulled my pants down
I let my ass explode
Now I'm wipin’ my butt back into clean mode
I really gotta go, step back out the way
I just left a pile right over there in the bowl
Now I no longer got the runs
And that's a known fact
Before I got the runs I was on the another track
plugged up plugged up 'cause I eat alot of starch
S-T-E-A-K and me
no fiber for me!
Just like I thought
I was in the another spot
In need of some desperate help
The ex lax and the glycerin
I was in need of something else
That one time I was stinky as hell
I said "ooh I'm so plugged up "
I said "It's been over a week and I'm in alot of pain, "
"what would you suggest?"
I got a laxative and it works real well
The next stop is the handicap stall
My guts bubblin'
Onto a whole new level
Pepto
Immodium
I need ya
Comfort
On a whole new level
The undercooked pork, and the days old chicken
E Coli
Salmonella
We needs
the hospital
a doctor
my insurance has life
And health and dental
If you feel like I feel
You don't want to poop again
next time I'm at Taco Bell
empanada with a cinnamon twist
If you eat like I eat
Then you hurtin’ like every day
And if your ass is a bustin
drink this and it will regulate