Listened to Photograph
Every time I do it makes me laugh
How did this ever get said?
What the hell is in Chad's head?

And this is where I threw up,
You think they would have fixed it up
This song has been going without
It's an easy parody for eeking out.

And why is Nickelback even cool?
I really have better things to do
Horrible record's been brok'n twice
I must have heard it a few dozen times.

I wonder if it's too late
to love Nickelback but be full of hate?
Life's not better than it was back then
If I was them, I would reel Chad in
Oh,oh,oh
Oh God, I, I

Every memory I had of them before
I had every album spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it
Time to say it
Goodbye, Goodbye
Every CD thrown out the front door
Gave one to a friend that he was looking for
It's hard to say it
Time to say it
Goodbye, Goodbye
Goodbyeee