-> "Lucky Leprechaun"
Original Song Title:
"Oogie Boogie's Song"
Parody Song Title:
"Lucky Leprechaun"
The Lyrics
Run, run, run to catch my gold
Get your paws off!
Oh...
This pot's not sold
Yeah, I'm the little punk you're talkin' about
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
I'm Irish!
Say your wish!
Catch me and win a prize!
But I'm sneaky
And so tricky
You'll fail with every try
Some rainbows
I'm launching
Dance jigs and sing a verse
My riches are obscene now
But you'll have to find them first!
When it becomes Saint Patrick's Day
I'm praised by all dumb blondes
Yes, I'm the king of drunken cows
Cause I'm a leprechaun
And if you aren't drinkin'
Then you're probably underage
So just enjoy my cereal
While your parents act strange
Tee-Hee! (Tee-Hee)
Tee-Hee! (Tee-Hee)
Tee-Hee! (Tee-Hee)
I'm the Lucky Leprechaun!!!
I'm dressed up really fancy
A top hat and shamrocks too
You must wear green or get a pinch
And drink that Guinness brew
This is the day for gross flings
At the end of the night
Saint Patrick would just drop his jaw
If this was in his sight
Tee-Hee (Tee-Hee)
Tee-Hee (Tee-Hee)
Tee-Hee (Tee-Hee)
Yeah...
I'm the Lucky Leprechaun!!!
[Drunk Guy]
Hey! Where's your kilt?
I thought you guys all wore those plaid dresses!
Though I came from the Middle East
Today, Laddie, I'm Irish!
[Leprechaun]
You Dumbass!
That's Scottish!
Brain's missing a few gears
Suck down your Shamrock Shake cup
You're wasted on green beer!
My money
I'm hidin'
Though these folks are so dumb
These coins aren't in their vision
Unless it's down at the Pub
[Drunk Guy]
Will you sing an Irish tune?
[Leprechaun]
But that U2 I can't stand...
Whoa!!!!!
Now I'm done being nice
This whole Holiday's been smeared
In wrestling there's a leprechaun
To me that's a bit weird
My lucky charms
I must protect
At least that's my tag line
But I've got gold
Marshmallows? Oy!
Who needs 'em? Roll my eyes!
[Drunk Guy]
Once this day's past
The hangover will still leave me harrassed
[Leprechaun]
Your problem
Don't bug me...
You've made me lose my grin
My culture you're offendin'
The traditions of the Ging'
You're bogus
We're Irish
Potatoes in your ears!
I'm the leprechaun that's lucky
And I'm your biggest nightmare...
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