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Song Parodies -> "Jews Salvation"
Original Song Title:
"Jack's Obsession"
Original Performer:
Nightmare Before Christmas
Parody Song Title:
"Jews Salvation"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
Here's another one for the "Nightmare Before Holidays" on going project where I parody all the songs from the "Nightmare Before Christmas" soundtrack about different Holidays. This one is about Passover!!!
Sick of Pharaoh's smack
Pyramids were stacked
They worked so freakin' hard and were treated like crap
Then God answered their prayers
With this Moses guy
Flipped pharaoh the bird
Freed Israelites
Egyptians were whacked
Because God attacked
Passover is anything but dull
With a ton to eat! Have some kugel
And some unleavened bread for a light snack
Great story? You got it! So sit right back
Hear how our ancestors stopped the whip
Thanks to Moses who had ass to kick
Back in time Egypt was fretting
Blood for water's quite upsetting
That's God's vengeance he's so mad
That's just the first hex there's more than that
There's 10 of these!
There's 10 of these!!!
From the sky fall frogs that thwack
And then they dealt with loads of gnats
Were sure annoyed, Don't you think
Astounded all: "Let my peeps go!"
Folks were perplexed by the roar
Of all the flies that had to soar
And lots of terrible disease
It's all because of slavery
There's 10 of these!
There's 10 of these!
There's 10 of these...
Yuck...
In the Exodus book, This stuff you'll find
It's kind of gory and it's not too kind
Everyone breaks out in boils (That's just one part)
Watch out as hail mixed with fire starts
So the Pharaoh's condemned to fight the strong
Power of Moses teaming up with God
So that's what you get when you're a creep
Everyone knows that this guy stinks!
Says they can't go! "Get them guards!!!"
So now locusts will eat your trees
And then in darkness you can't see
You won't ever see!!!
There's 9 down one more to fear
God just wants to make him sneer
He'll kill the first-borns everywhere!
So the Jews, Now will you free them?
Or will he have to bring out demons?!
By now you think they would be free
But no the Pharaoh sends out teams
To stab them all down one by one
Just can't admit that God has won
But Moses has tricks up his sleeve
Dividing the whole friggen sea!
And then that army's in a bind
The waves will crash, Done with their crime!
So that's how God removed the Jews
From douche-bag Pharaoh's building crew
Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee!!!
Here's Seder!
Now dig in!!!
Pyramids were stacked
They worked so freakin' hard and were treated like crap
Then God answered their prayers
With this Moses guy
Flipped pharaoh the bird
Freed Israelites
Egyptians were whacked
Because God attacked
Passover is anything but dull
With a ton to eat! Have some kugel
And some unleavened bread for a light snack
Great story? You got it! So sit right back
Hear how our ancestors stopped the whip
Thanks to Moses who had ass to kick
Back in time Egypt was fretting
Blood for water's quite upsetting
That's God's vengeance he's so mad
That's just the first hex there's more than that
There's 10 of these!
There's 10 of these!!!
From the sky fall frogs that thwack
And then they dealt with loads of gnats
Were sure annoyed, Don't you think
Astounded all: "Let my peeps go!"
Folks were perplexed by the roar
Of all the flies that had to soar
And lots of terrible disease
It's all because of slavery
There's 10 of these!
There's 10 of these!
There's 10 of these...
Yuck...
In the Exodus book, This stuff you'll find
It's kind of gory and it's not too kind
Everyone breaks out in boils (That's just one part)
Watch out as hail mixed with fire starts
So the Pharaoh's condemned to fight the strong
Power of Moses teaming up with God
So that's what you get when you're a creep
Everyone knows that this guy stinks!
Says they can't go! "Get them guards!!!"
So now locusts will eat your trees
And then in darkness you can't see
You won't ever see!!!
There's 9 down one more to fear
God just wants to make him sneer
He'll kill the first-borns everywhere!
So the Jews, Now will you free them?
Or will he have to bring out demons?!
By now you think they would be free
But no the Pharaoh sends out teams
To stab them all down one by one
Just can't admit that God has won
But Moses has tricks up his sleeve
Dividing the whole friggen sea!
And then that army's in a bind
The waves will crash, Done with their crime!
So that's how God removed the Jews
From douche-bag Pharaoh's building crew
Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee!!!
Here's Seder!
Now dig in!!!
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I'm Walter Cronkite..and that's the way it was......Anything that else anyone says is a big load of beans
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