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Song Parodies -> "I'm Pissed (April Fool's Day)"
Original Song Title:
"What's This"
Original Performer:
Nightmare Before Christmas
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Pissed (April Fool's Day)"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
The 4th song I've done for my newest project: "The Nightmare Before Holidays" this time about the International Day of Tomfoolery and Pranksters!
I'm pissed! I'm pissed!
Ants in my underwear!
I'm pissed!
Poured hot sauce on my hair
I'm pissed!
Cut holes in all my ties!
You've got me screaming!
Little brat! Go say your prayers!
I'm pissed!!!!
I'm pissed! I'm pissed!
With Sharpie drew a dong!
I'm pissed!
My forehead looks so wrong!
I'm pissed!
This day is filled with
Stupid pranksters laughing
While their victims get so snappy
Why are all these jokes so crappy?!
I'm so pissed!
We're pissed!!!
You'll sit on Whoopee cushions
And you'll think they're just chairs
It makes a farting noise
So all of your co-workers glare
You'll grab a jar of peanuts
And then snakes spring in your eyes!
This is a day that's full of mirth
In your shoes you'll find mice...
Enough!
I'm pissed!!!
You filled my piccolo
With grits!?
Well, Here's my joke critique
Retire!!!
They will laugh out loud with joker's glory
While my car seats catch on fire!
I'm pissed!!!
So pissed!
My beer
They replaced it with pee... Steer clear!
I'm warning you, Don't drink!
You'll cry!
They're coming up with super evil pranks!
There's pirahanas inside my fish tanks!
These kids are vile, mean and dumb
Until midnight strikes it's gong
This day's no fun!
Oh, Thanks a ton
Your stupid joke ate all my fish
I'm pissed!!!
I'll have a cow
Cause you are my pet peeve
You took my grandfather's false teeth
You're cruel
You switched them out with ones that chatter
Bursts of laughter when you hear his screams
You jerks like making people so mad
-Sigh-
I'm pissed!
There's pranksters on a mission
To make us jump at every sound
April Fool's Day
Is when we're all feeling tightly wound
We'll let out screams and swear
Electrocution isn't rare
Your hand I'll shake, Surprise!
High voltage joy buzzer was there
This bites! Damn clowns!
That itching powder freaks me out
I'm scratching till my skin is sore
I'm so disgraced, I feel my face turning red
Embarassment! When will it end?!
I'm daunted, Now I'm haunted
Stink bombs tossed inside my home
You'll hear me groan
And hear me moan
Banana peels make me fall down!
I'm so pissed!!!
April Fools... Ugh...
Ants in my underwear!
I'm pissed!
Poured hot sauce on my hair
I'm pissed!
Cut holes in all my ties!
You've got me screaming!
Little brat! Go say your prayers!
I'm pissed!!!!
I'm pissed! I'm pissed!
With Sharpie drew a dong!
I'm pissed!
My forehead looks so wrong!
I'm pissed!
This day is filled with
Stupid pranksters laughing
While their victims get so snappy
Why are all these jokes so crappy?!
I'm so pissed!
We're pissed!!!
You'll sit on Whoopee cushions
And you'll think they're just chairs
It makes a farting noise
So all of your co-workers glare
You'll grab a jar of peanuts
And then snakes spring in your eyes!
This is a day that's full of mirth
In your shoes you'll find mice...
Enough!
I'm pissed!!!
You filled my piccolo
With grits!?
Well, Here's my joke critique
Retire!!!
They will laugh out loud with joker's glory
While my car seats catch on fire!
I'm pissed!!!
So pissed!
My beer
They replaced it with pee... Steer clear!
I'm warning you, Don't drink!
You'll cry!
They're coming up with super evil pranks!
There's pirahanas inside my fish tanks!
These kids are vile, mean and dumb
Until midnight strikes it's gong
This day's no fun!
Oh, Thanks a ton
Your stupid joke ate all my fish
I'm pissed!!!
I'll have a cow
Cause you are my pet peeve
You took my grandfather's false teeth
You're cruel
You switched them out with ones that chatter
Bursts of laughter when you hear his screams
You jerks like making people so mad
-Sigh-
I'm pissed!
There's pranksters on a mission
To make us jump at every sound
April Fool's Day
Is when we're all feeling tightly wound
We'll let out screams and swear
Electrocution isn't rare
Your hand I'll shake, Surprise!
High voltage joy buzzer was there
This bites! Damn clowns!
That itching powder freaks me out
I'm scratching till my skin is sore
I'm so disgraced, I feel my face turning red
Embarassment! When will it end?!
I'm daunted, Now I'm haunted
Stink bombs tossed inside my home
You'll hear me groan
And hear me moan
Banana peels make me fall down!
I'm so pissed!!!
April Fools... Ugh...
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All kidding aside, this is very good. 555s
Just to let you know, the 5ives isn't a joke, you earned it.
Speaking of the original song I'm surprised how much the "what's this, what's this" line carries a vibe from Disney's Beauty and the Beast (which of course is an Amiright classic) - Definitely not a fool's choice to go with!
Love April Fool's Day and I love how well this spoof went with the OS, great job!
Great work throughout here Matty. I've enjoyed your entries in the 'Nightmare Before Christmas' Series. Very sharp and funny. And great use of the OS.
(SOTM) The most annoying part of April Fool's is the online pranks, mainly because they're based in America so I have to wait an extra day for the nonsense to stop. Excellent parody, I'm especially in awe of how nearly everything rhymes with the OS without sounding clunky like some of my older stuff (and some of my newer stuff, TBH). 555!
I remember your effort to ccover all of the holidays with this project. Examined on its own in this Artistry round, it kind of loses something. It is confusing at one point where the singer seems to be using the joybuzzer on someone else instead of being pranked. I guess near the end you were trying to convey the overall spirit of April Fool's Day rather than just focus on one pissed guy. Or I could be wrong.
Aggy: I think you misread that line because the guy who dealt with the high voltage joy buzzer was the one being pranked.
See Above: Still an excellent and funny ode to a great holiday!
A warm day for jokes.
(Artistry) See above!
(Artistry) I know I read this one, I wonder why there's no comment. Sorry. Anyway, I haven't been April Fooled- or April Fooling- in a long time, so this brought up some fun nostalgia for me. You weren't fooling around when you wrote this one.
Catching up on some site classics; great stuff
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