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Song Parodies -> "The Hair Dresser"
Original Song Title:
"The Carpenter"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Nightwish
Parody Song Title:
"The Hair Dresser"
Parody Written by:
theoperaaurora
The Lyrics
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Where have you been? I have an appointment at 3
Downtown with a corporation
How come you're late?
When did you wake?
The hair dresser
No one is as skilled as her
Throughout mankind
I've tried all of the others
But no one else can dye
Like the hair dresser
She'll wash and cut
Only for seven bucks
She has to make a living
Snip, cut, shear
Stylize the hair
According to the customer
The hair dresser
No one is as skilled as her
Throughout mankind
I've tried all of the others
But no one else can dye
Like the hair dresser
"Thanks for the work
That you've done to my hair
I'll see you again next week"
She sweeps the floor
And moves onto the next one
Living her lonely life
The hair dresser
No one is as skilled as her
Throughout mankind
I've tried all of the others
But no one else can dye
Like the hair dresser
Downtown with a corporation
How come you're late?
When did you wake?
The hair dresser
No one is as skilled as her
Throughout mankind
I've tried all of the others
But no one else can dye
Like the hair dresser
She'll wash and cut
Only for seven bucks
She has to make a living
Snip, cut, shear
Stylize the hair
According to the customer
The hair dresser
No one is as skilled as her
Throughout mankind
I've tried all of the others
But no one else can dye
Like the hair dresser
"Thanks for the work
That you've done to my hair
I'll see you again next week"
She sweeps the floor
And moves onto the next one
Living her lonely life
The hair dresser
No one is as skilled as her
Throughout mankind
I've tried all of the others
But no one else can dye
Like the hair dresser
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