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Song Parodies -> "Know Why God Made The Finns"
Original Song Title:
"Know Why The Nightingale Sings"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Nightwish
Parody Song Title:
"Know Why God Made The Finns"
Parody Written by:
theoperaaurora
The Lyrics
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What does the perfect man look like?
Asks the girl with a tear in her eye
Know why god made the Finns?
Is the answer to everything
Taking a step to the bars around
Spending all my time on the dance ground
Freed from my clothes in the heat
I swear the testosterone's in my reach
Dancing like crazy with my hands to the air
I see this Finn as big as a bear
Making love not only to the gods above
On this voyage the maiden unfolds
As he dives deep into my blue lagoon
Don't know if this is the earth or the moon
Screams of Joy are no more a mask
The Lover I found will forever last
He´s like Hercules from ancient Greece
Afterwards still in a state of peace
When I fall asleep in his strong wings
That´s when I know why god made the Finns...
Asks the girl with a tear in her eye
Know why god made the Finns?
Is the answer to everything
Taking a step to the bars around
Spending all my time on the dance ground
Freed from my clothes in the heat
I swear the testosterone's in my reach
Dancing like crazy with my hands to the air
I see this Finn as big as a bear
Making love not only to the gods above
On this voyage the maiden unfolds
As he dives deep into my blue lagoon
Don't know if this is the earth or the moon
Screams of Joy are no more a mask
The Lover I found will forever last
He´s like Hercules from ancient Greece
Afterwards still in a state of peace
When I fall asleep in his strong wings
That´s when I know why god made the Finns...
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