-> "Aussie"
Original Song Title:
"Closer"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Aussie"
The Lyrics
I'm livin' way Down Under
December has no thunder
Because December's summer
I've never seen a Hummer
Help me; this heat has nuked me insides
Help me; the sweat stained my new shirt
Help me; and ev'ry time I take a fall
I land in a big pile of dirt
I am still staying here in Adelaide
Although it may still have its bad points
Although I use about a ton of Raid
On all the mozzies that come
I think that Aussie's the bomb!
You can have a sausage sizzle
Anytime, it's all agreed
You can't have a Burger King meal
Hungry Jacks is what you need
Help me; I'm gonna pass out
Help me; Now where is Pirates 3?
Help me; It ain't released yet
But it will get to you Yanks first
I'm tempted to move to the USA
It has more movies and Transformers
I'm sick of taking this crap ev'ryday
It's all a whole bunch of rot
I still love Aussie a lot
Aussies rejoice
We're young and free
Our golden sand land
Is girt by sea
We've Nature's gifts
Both rich and rare
So now Advance
Australia Fair
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