Song Parodies -> "Clother"

Original Song Title:

"Closer"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Clother"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Ever have a kid that refused to get dressed after taking a bath? I didn't, but I bet they're out there (huh. maybe *i* was that kid...), and I bet they could easily send their parents into a downward spiral.

You let me cultivate you
You let me denudate you
You let me fumigate you
But not habilitate you

Help me
I'm screaming on the inside
Help me
I wish you would hold still
Help me
We wouldn't have to go through this
If you'd put your clothes on yourself

I wanna dress you in Garanimals®
Don't need to see your little backside
I wanna dress you in Garanimals®
Nobody's going to applaud
You need some clothes on your bod

You have piqued my aggravation
You have earned the wrath that it brings
You have caused my patience to fade
(Since) You won't put on anything

Help me
You think that I'm teasin'
Help me
Or don't care -- I can't tell
Help me
You make me livid
Help me, Lord, to restrain myself

I wanna dress you in Garanimals®
Don't need to see your little backside
I wanna dress you in Garanimals®
Now don't just stand there slack-jawed
Go put some clothes on your bod!!!

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