Song Parodies -> "Pirates of the Carribean"

Original Song Title:

"Smells like Teen Spirit"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Pirates of the Carribean"

Parody Written by:

Angry Baboon

The Lyrics

Yarr Matey,
The captain's dead
It was a mutiny
No use to us anymore
We've gone and thrown him overboard

Yarrrharrr
Yarrrharrr
Yarrrharrr
Treasure
Yarrharr
Yarrharr
Yaharr
Treasure

Not the kind that downloads MP3's!
We're the kind that develop scurvy!
Don't be afraid!
It's not contagious!
Eat a lime
Everyday
Keep that disease
Held at bay
YARRR!

We bucaneer, at that we're best
Rape and Pillage? Surely you jest?
Our treasure chests are filled with swag
We bucaneered Keira Knightley, That whining hag.

Yarrrharrr
Yarrrharrr
Yarrrharrr
Treasure
Yarrharr
Yarrharr
Yaharr
Treasure

Not the kind that downloads MP3's!
We're the kind that develop scurvy!
Don't be afraid!
It's not contagious!
Eat a lime
Everyday
Keep that disease
Held at bay
YARRR!

The pirates life
Is rather hard
You wake up one day with the piles
Throw up on Deck
Slip in your cack
Then a cannonball flies up your arse

Yarrrharrr
Yarrrharrr
Yarrrharrr
Treasure
Yarrharr
Yarrharr
Yaharr
Treasure
Not the kind that downloads MP3's!
We're the kind that develop scurvy!
Don't be afraid!
It's not contagious!
Eat a lime
Everyday
Keep that disease
Held at bay
YARRR!

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