What's that smell? I
Think it's burnt
The water boiled
out yet again
I burned the toast
and spilled the soup
Tell me, what's
this slimy goop?

Oh no, oh no, oh no, order out
Oh no, oh no, oh no, order out
Oh no, oh no, oh no, order out
Oh no, oh no, oh no, order out

With the flames off, it's less dangerous
We are hungry
Cooking pains us
A disaster in the kitchen
Ordered out now
So stop bitchin
Mealy pasta
Sour butter
Indigestion
Like no other
Yea

Liverwurst
and chicken breast
When I make,
they're not the best
If you eat it,
my old friend
You'll come to
an early end

Oh no, oh no, oh no, order out
Oh no, oh no, oh no, order out
Oh no, oh no, oh no, order out
Oh no, oh no, oh no, order out

With the flames off, it's less dangerous
We are hungry
Cooking pains us
A disaster in the kitchen
My boiled eggs are
too outrageous
Taste like something
that's contageous
Need a wok now
Stir-fried veggies?
No thanks, not now
Tummy's heavy
Yea

And recipes
Won't help me now
The spicing makes
this taste like bile
The mellons rot
Disgusting rinds
Here comes the Pizza,
just in time

Oh no, oh no, oh no, order out
Oh no, oh no, oh no, order out
Oh no, oh no, oh no, order out
Oh no, oh no, oh no, order out

With the flames off, it's less dangerous
We are hungry
Cooking pains us
A disaster in the kitchen
Though the chicken
is free range-us
Tastes like rubber
Please restrain us
Avocado
Warm Gazpacho
This bread's still dough!
Please let me go
Yea