If my "best friend" wrote a song like this about my mom, I'd kick her ass. And I know, I know, you're going to tell me to f*&$ off now...

Crude, but I laughed at it so I had to give it a vote.

Oh great...now you tell me, Ash. I just posted "My Friend Ashkicksass' Mom is just a total Bi-itch" to the tune of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Or however the hell you spell it.

And the award for "Most Ridiculous Comment After TOTALLY Missing the Point" goes to...

Yeah...I knew you'd attack me for that. And that's fine. But I stand by my statement. I did give you a 5 for pacing, because that part of the song was right on. But I thought the rest of it was terrible. You seem to have a fundamental disrespect for other people, and if you don't do something about it, you are going to have a very difficult life ahead of you. You don't have to fight with everyone, Frankie. And just because someone disagrees with you, it doesn't mean they're attacking you. Some of the comments you made to Your Worst Nightmare about your best friend's mom tell me that you were the one who was out of line, not her. Like the time she took you to church with her family, and you proceeded to stand up and tell the entire congregation that they were stupid and that they were worshipping God wrong. Do you not understand how offensive it is to go into someone's church and yell at them like that? What if someone came to your church and did that? Can you imagine how humiliated her mother must have been? And then you write this song about her? Look at it from her point of view for a minute.

At least he admits his parody is dumb, right in the middle of the song! I have to agree with Ash, but not so harshly. 533.

Frankie is a girl.

All the more frightening.

For the record, I gave it a 5-1-3. I can't give a song with good pacing a 1 overall. I think a 3 overall is more than generous. So I'm not sure what you mean by harsh, Agri.

Frankie, Ashkicksass didn't ask to have the comment removed. She's a tough broad and wouldn't have EVEN thought to do it...Chucky took it off because HE thought it was inappropriate to be posted on HIS site...so...think about that. You can defend yourself all you want...but the manner that you chose to defend yourself in...was disrespectful.

If you don't want people to judge you, then don't brodcast your personal life all over the message boards. If you and YWN choose to have the conversations that you do, then you can't get mad at people for forming opinions about them. If you don't want people to judge you, then get an email address. And if you don't want people to judge your parodies, then don't post them. But when you talk to me the way you just did, you can bet I'm going to judge you. And so is everyone else.

I don't know what the comment was, and really don't care, but Frankie, you should note that anyone can ask to remove "Inappropriate Comments" via the link next to each one. It's not necessarily automatic, but the editors and ChuckyG are pretty good judges as to what is appropriate--Chucky's trying to keep a sensible, if not necessarily sane (teehee) website here. That's all. Get a thicker skin, and don't sweat the small stuff here...no one's trying to win Pulitzer Prizes here. I look forward to see what else you can come up with for parodies.

I would just like to state for the record that I did not have Frankie's last comment, or any of her other comments removed. But I'm not going to pretend that I don't think it's freakin' hilarious.

I think your face is 'freakin' hilarious.'

I'm pretty sure that telling us about your friend who says he's a G who killed some Gang Leader or something...not to mention the exchanges regarding when the guy came to clean your septic tank for $150 dollars...are anecdotes that rank as about "as personal as it gets."

I admit that I post my personal life on this site all the time. I encourage people to judge me. Because in 99.9% of the cases...when the verdict comes in...I am found to be "Supa-Cool!" (AND 'freakin' hilarious.')

Wow. You are the reason that people are afraid to use the internet. What do you do? Document everything everyone says?

I'm not trying to scare anyone...and I'm not documenting anything, Frankie. But if you put something on the site...it's public domain, really. Anyway...to explain myself...I have a HELL of a memory for conversations/words. I can't remember numbers for anything...but I remember, usually word for word, everything people say to me...or that I hear...or that I read.

It kind of goes without saying that nobody can beat me at "name that movie quote."

It also comes in handy in arguments...because sooner or later...when people are mad, they are going to contradict themselves. And since I have my super-human memory...I can always call them on that...

Dude seriously thats cool. I had this one movie... Jay and silent Bob strike back... have you ever seen it? Well I watched it like 500 times and I know the script by heart now. lol. It sounds like it would come in handy.. Do you have a photographic memory or something??

Mmmm, I love the smell of waffles in the morning!

Mavis, I don't know who you are, but I love you. But trust me when I tell you, she won't get it.

I don't really care if she does. But I'm glad you did!

So this means you didn't get the waffle thing, right?

Uh...HOLD ON! Not one single time, Frankie, has Ashkickass called you a name. Nor has she said you were fat, or ugly or anything of that sort. Nor has she used excessive profanity with you. She expressed some opinions that are different than yours. You can't tell her to keep her comments to herself...because you enabled comments on your parody...i.e...you're asking for comments. If you can't deal with someone disagreeing with you...without going off like you just did...(which, by the way, will get you nowhere...as it will most likely get deleted, too.)...then you do not have room to call ANYONE "immiture."

She may not have used profanity and may not have called me fat or ugly but she was definatly being rude, and thats why I said what I said. It's just the way she presents herself, like a little smart ass. And I don't like little smartasses. Especially when they're talking shit. Like this bitch. So if she wants to keep writing stupid shit, let her. Im not going to respond because it's what she wants. And I can handle critisicm for your info. I just can't handle stupid little uptight preppy bitches who seem to think they are the shit when in fact all they are is snotty little pigs with their nose stuck so far up in the air they are kissing the sky.

Yeah. Didn't think you'd have anything to say to that.

Yeah Frankie. You won. I bow to your coolness and intelligence. Go you.

I'm going to go out on a limb and GUESS that she was being sarcastic, there, Frankie.

Hey, good job, Shakespeare!!! I'm going to go out on a limb too and guess that I was being sarcastic too you retard. DUH

Well, deftly avoiding the nasty undertow of all the "dissin & pissin" going on in the comment thread above, I decided to take a look in here. Now I'm not too familiar with Nirvana's version of this song, which is a little strange, since it is apparently one of the best known and revered songs of the grundge 90's era. I became acquainted with it through a Tori Amos cover, of all things, were she deconstructs it and takes the pace down real slow. And I have to tell you, when I run these lyrics with that version, it REALLY cracks me up, big time, even if the parody sentiment is a bit mean to someone's Mom. Uhhh...I might just have to admit to some of my parodies not being all that kind to all concerned, although I usually avoid people I know pretty well...not sure if any of mine 'rank' on their relatives, though...Anyway, sort of remember when I was a teen-ager that ranking on someone's Mother was kind of a game of sorts (not to their face, of course, but more when hanging around the 'Quad during lunch or the short morning break after 2nd period), and that it took the place of directly personal insults (which might actually cause a fight, since teen-agers are remarkably sensitive about being insulted), and became kind of a contest to see who could make the crudest, yet cleverest "chop" (was that what we called it? Not sure now) about someone's 'Mother'. So, I'm going to think of it like that, even if it's not...

OH...Yeah...my ratings here: 5-4-4...

I find the word "retard" to be extremely offensive.

Umm well Thanks Paul. And Arwen, you do not and you know you don't.

I'm not exactly sure where or how you think you would know what I do and do not find offensive...but yes, Frankie...I actually do.

Oh.. you do. Sorry. My bad. Seriously.

Okay, Frankie, allow me to explain one of my personality faults. I have a hard time telling a friend when he or she is out of line, wrong, rude, etc. For some reason, I feel the need to agree with my friends, even if I know they are wrong. But I think I have finally learned to express myself freely, whether people like or not. One, as ash said, I believe that you were so wrong in that church scenario. And this whole song is obscene, disrespectful, and rude, not to mention immature. Plus, you are way too defensive. If someone disagrees with you, you bombard them with insults. Would you show this to your friend or your friend's mom? I think not, and I CERTAINLY hope not.

Your Worst Nightmare - to quote the fabulous J.K. Rowling, "It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but it takes a great deal more to stand up to your friends."

Thanks ash. And Arwen, I also find that word offensive, but only if it is used as an insult. I have a severely retarded brother, and I don't think most people pay attention to what they are saying when they use the word "retard" as an insult. It doesn't show much tolerance for handicapped people.

Hi Frankie! How come you haven't been on the Guestbook we were on? I wrote about 5 messages in a row, and I thought since you weren't responding you were mad at me or something. If you reply to this, please do it on the guestbook. I hope you didn't forget about me again.