Sever the chads
Vote five times
We'll never lose
If we have rhymes
He fought in 'Nam
And recites Psalms
Oh no, he voted to drop bombs

Hello hello hello hello
Hello hello hello hello
Hello hello hello hello
Hello hello hello hello

Time to decide
Who's less dangerous
Who can fight wars
But won't shame us
A veteran
President's son
A career move
The next Nixon
Yay, yay, a denial

And I forget which side I'm on
And yet I guess it makes me smile
Election years have always been
A corrupt battle 'til the end

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He fought in wars he was against
And for this gift we feel blessed
We find his records hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind

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