Song Parodies -> "Locked In An Airless Box"

Original Song Title:

"Heart-Shaped Box"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Locked In An Airless Box"

Parody Written by:

PennyRoyal

The Lyrics

A parody of the Nirvana song about Courtney desperatetly trying to murder Kurt.

I eyed him with a gun scope
For 6 weeks
I locked him in an airless box
But when I went back he wa still there
Led him into a big, tar-pit trap
Tried to give him cancer, but he just gave it back

Hey! Wait!
Who'll help me kill Kurt Cobain?
Forever in debt, I just want his cash to be mine
Hey! Wait!
Who'll help me kill Kurt Cobain?
Forever in debt, I just want his cash to be mine

Fed him some cynaide-laced meat
He threw it up, and then felt fine
Broke his right arm with an axe
And he slapped me back
Saved Frances's umbilical cord to hang him with

Hey! Wait!
Who'll help me kill Kurt Cobain?
Forever in debt, I just want his cash to be mine
Hey! Wait! Who'll help me kill Kurt Cobain?
Forever in debt, I just want his cash to be mine

I eyed him with a gun scope
For 6 weeks
I locked him in an airless box
But when I went back, he was still there
Led him into a big, tar-pit trap
Tried to give him cancer, but he just gave it back

Hey! Wait!
Who'll help me kill Kurt Cobain?
Forever in debt, I just want his cash to be mine
Hey! Wait! Who'll help me kill Kurt Cobain?
Forever in debt, I just want his cash to be mine
To be mine.....

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