Song Parodies -> "FCC"

Original Song Title:

"Pen Cap Chew"

Original Performer:

"FCC"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Based on how the FCC tends to judge what can be shown or heard.

Ooo ooh FCC, ban me
Ooo ooh FCC, damning
Ooo ooh FCC, gag me
Ooo ooh, ooo ooh

They're dumb, they're dumb, they're dumb
they're dumb to me
anime gets cut up just to be shown on TV
They're dumb, they're dumb, they're dumb
too dumb to see
Bob and Tom no longer play their dirtiest funny songs

Ooo ooh FCC, ban me
Ooo ooh FCC, damning
Ooo ooh FCC, gag me
Ooo ooh FCC, ooo ooh... They're damning

The FCC thinks they know what is best for us
those who run it are so old, they fart dust
might as well be no more anime on TV
if it's butchered by their constant censoring
to me they're so... dumb... so... dumb

Ooo ooh FCC, ban me
Ooo ooh FCC, damning
Ooo ooh FCC, gag me
Ooo ooh, ooo ooh

They're dumb, they're dumb, they're dumb
they're dumb to me
cuting things that don't even need any censoring
They're dumb, they're dumb, they're dumb
too dumb to see
Janet Jackson's incident got their panties in a bunch

Ooo ooh FCC, ban me
Ooo ooh FCC, damning
Ooo ooh FCC, gag me
Ooo ooh FCC, ooo ooh... They're damning

Do they think there's something that is wrong with us
media is not the reason for our country's faults
always target language and suggestive themes
violence gets overlooked by the FCC
that's why they're so... dumb... so... dumb

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Chris - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment

Wow, maybe the best parody i've read so far, very funny! :D

Stephen aka Step-chan - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment

Thank you Chris! You are the first person to leave a comment on this parody. I actually have abit a mess up on this parody in the second verse(after hearing the live versions, the version I have at home is the demo and it's incomplete). Someone from livenirvana feels that this is one of my best parodies as well. =)

Chris - December 17, 2005 - Report this comment

I used the WTLO version for this but it seems the song is shorter then the parody :/

Stephen Harrington - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment

That's because it's the demo, they ran out of tape when recording it at Reciprocal Studios(it was 10th song they were recording and around 2 1/2 minutes the tape was gone), live versions of the song are around 4 1/2 minutes in length. This parody of the song was wrote without any real knowlegde of the live versions(I didn't hear a live version until months after submitting this version), now I know how to structure it. Are you on registered here on inthe00s? I can give you the lyrics to the song if you want. =)

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