Song Parodies -> "Smells Like Darwin Awards ( news story )"

Original Song Title:

"Smells Like Teen Spirit"

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Original Performer:

"Smells Like Darwin Awards ( news story )"

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The Lyrics

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050525/ap_on_en_mo/star_wars_sabers . Thanks Johnny D for the inspiration. I have not seen Star Wars or any other news story on this, so I'm a bit limited. This took about 5 minutes to compose. I will not waste my precious time on imbeciles.

( intro )
Lets make some swords, grab my friends
I will play Luke ( or Anakin? )
We're really bored, but now assured
To get, to get Darwin Awards

We're burned (x15)

Grab some light bulbs, they're fluorescent
No now don't use, incandescent
Learn of follies, adolescent
Where's parental, supevision
Watching Star Wars, got ideas
In the burn ward, skin it pe-els, OW !
( Hey.....wait )

They're dumb as crap, that's my guess
And for this stunt, I'm impressed
Their little game, came to an end
Now children learn fuel's not your friend

Hell no! (x15)

Grab some light bulbs, they're fluorescent
No now don't use, incandescent
Learn of follies, adolescent
Where's parental, supevision
Watching Star Wars, got ideas
In the burn ward, skin it pe-els, OW !
( Hey.....wait )

( solo )

I hope you learned, lesson this time
And maybe next time you won't try
I find it hard, it blows my mind
Why you are rushing afterlife?

Hello? (x15)

Grab some light bulbs, they're fluorescent
No now don't use, incandescent
Learn of follies, adolescent
Where's parental, supevision
Watching Star Wars, got ideas
In the burn ward, skin it pe-els

We're on fire (x9)

Okay, given the content of that article I had to make up QUITE a bit of this.

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Johnny D Kenobi - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment

The Farce is with you, Red AntWalker.

Rick C (Obese One More Canoli) - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment

Not bad for a five-minute parody. Takes me longer than that to write the title....555

DAKakin Skywalker - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment

I am impressed (again) 5s...and what's with all the cheesey Wars-a-like titles suddenly? Wouldn't catch me demeaning myself like that, no siree

Stephen aka Step-chan - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment

I heard something on Bob and Tom(I'm from Indianapolis) this morning about that, the things some kids do to imitate that stuff. I don't think the movies should be to blame, it should definetly be the kids(who apparently have a few screws loose). I give this 555. PS: I left a question on our thread.

Scathe - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment

Nothing like gross stupidity to lighten up the day. Good job, Red Ant.

Phil Alexyoda - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment

The farce is strong in this one.

Scrawny Johnny - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment

So moronic (the victims of their own creation), but not this parody! Excellent work for a parody written in 5 minutes!

AFW - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment

Good use of words...and a good message.

Stuart McArthur - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment

excellent work Red Ant - and congrats for jumping on this news item (and idea) so quickly - 555

Red Ant - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Johnny D Kenobi, Rick C (Obese One More Canoli), DAKakin Skywalker, Stephen aka Step-chan, Scathe, AFW, and Stuart McArthur. This would have been side-splitting hilarious to me if I would have turned ( solo ) into ( Hans Solo ). I wish I had caught that one.

Kristof Robertson - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment

I think this is the best thing you've written, Anty! 555

Red Ant - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment

Thank you Kristof Robertson.

Red Ant - May 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Oops! Forgot a few thank yous:Phil Alexyoda and Scrawny Johnny.

Red Ant - June 12, 2005 - Report this comment

The link doesn't work now. Here is the correct link:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050524/356/fjn0v.html

anderson "parody man" araujo - June 16, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks for the link you left on one of my parodies, man I've got to say that when it comes to nirvana's parodies you are the thing man,you have done some amazing work on this one considering the fact that you said you haven't had seen star wars at the time, you are all about 5's,and you sure have earned them

Red Ant - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks much "parody man".

Spaff.com - July 03, 2005 - Report this comment

Sorry it took me so long to get here, Ant In Chains. Nice job. But did it REALLY take you only five minutes to write this? Wow. Coming up with fluorescent/incandescent/adolescent alone would have taken me hours.

Red Ant - July 03, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Spaff.com for responding. Yes, it took me about 5 minutes to come up with the idea after reading the half-page article and about 5 more to type it out. As far as the rhymes, I didn't use rhymezone.com either.

Oops! - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment

One of these idiots actually got a Darwin Award:

h**p://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2006-03.html

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