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Song Parodies -> "Sick As A Dog"

Original Song Title:

"Come As You Are"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Sick As A Dog"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

Sick again, so I parodied it.
(intro)

Sick, as a dog
got a bug
and I want it to leave
not a friend
back again
as a new malady
toilet time
throwing up
my ass is sore..
use Prep H?
needs a rest
my back end
this is bad diahrre..a
diahrre..a
diahrre..a
diahrre..a

Damn, making mud
room it reaks
as I want it to leave
Aspirin?
Not again
as I need remedy.. from
diahrre..a
diahrre..a
diahrre..a

I'm not swell,
and I do have the runs
and this sure isn't fun
and this food turns to mud

(solo)

(diahrre..a)
diahrre..a
diahrre..a
diahrre..a (do have the runs)

and I swear,
that this sure hurts my butt
well it sure hurts my rump
brown eye can take a dump
but I might need a plug
or I might need a drug

diahrre..a

diahrre..a
Copyright 2005 Red Ant.
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Stuart McArthur - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
tha diarrhea! chorus was perfect, Red Ant - another great idea - 555
Stephen aka Step-chan - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
555. Very good and gross at the same time.
Rick C - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Loved it! 555
John Barry - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Another fine example of the parody being better than the OS. Great pacing.
Red Ant - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you Stuart McArthur. The line matches up perfectly but my butt isn't enjoying the match up.It wasn't a great idea to eat questionable edible food but hey, whatever it takes to make a parody right?

Thanks Stephen aka Step-chan and Rick C.

To John Barry:Thanks for the compliment. Maybe I should record this.
Jeff Reuben - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Hope you feel better man. Don't want you getting sick for all your parody ideas =)
Agrimorfee - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Perfect! 555
Red Ant - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff. I am feeling better and hopefully won't need to compose lyrics in the bathroom. Thank you too Agrimforee.
Scrawny Johnny - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, c'mon, this is WAAY better than mine! Great job, and get better.
Red Ant - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Scrawny Johnny. This parody may be better ( ok, it is better )than yours but you probably feel better than I do.
anderson "parody man" araujo - June 05, 2005 - Report this comment
disgusting enough to get 5's great job red ant
Red Ant - June 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks again "parody man".
Dominic L. - July 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Sick is an easy subject to write about, yet, I don't have any good songs about being sick. anyway, 5's from me!
Red Ant - July 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Dominic L.
Agrimorfee - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) see above
Dominic L. - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC- Same as ^
stuart mcarthur - December 04, 2005 - Report this comment
(S) yeah, I like this one, Red Ant - you've done those short lines beautifully, and it maps tightly onto the OS
Rick C - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Running some fives at ya. Hope you found that plug.
Johnny D - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) 555 milligrams of loperamide.
Jeff Reuben - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Still well done, see above!
Larry Hensley - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny parody!
Larry Hensley - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC
Scathe - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Take 3 5's and call me in the morning.
Adam Eccleshall - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Admittedly, not a subject I enjoy reading about, but this was well written.
Arwen - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--hate to say that I've been there...but I've been there. Like, this week. Bad stuff...(being sick, that is)...NICE work!!
Red Ant - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey thanks everyone.

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