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Song Parodies -> "Tender Asian Boob"
Original Song Title:
"(Tender Age) In Bloom"
Original Performer:
Nirvana
Parody Song Title:
"Tender Asian Boob"
Parody Written by:
Red Ant
The Lyrics
Yep, another misheard lyrics parody. The song name is just "In Bloom" but "-ain Boob" for a title doesn't scan well. Track #2 from Nevermind CD. The parody will be explained in a short story at the bottom.
(intro)
Senate kids a boom
Where the change is moved
Spring is arrogant
Raped the dog with glass
Rape.... the world
He lies, all our pretty songs
Honey, likes to sing along
Honey, likes to shoot his gut
but he, don't know what it takes
don't know what it takes
to write some
Lisa... one,
Who likes all our pretty socks
Annie, likes to sing along
Eddy, likes to sh*t his gun
Buddy, don't know what it means,
don't know what it means,
you nasty ass...
We can add some war
Rachel is a whore
Bruce is on the fruit
Tender Asian boob
Hate...... the world
Just lies, all the food is gone
Fanny, likes to chirp along
Fanny, likes to shoot his bum
But they, don't like Warren's cheese
Don't like Warren's cheese
So he'll pay
Steve's the one
He likes, all our pretty songs
Jenny, likes to sing along
Eddie, likes to shoot his gun
Buddy, don't know what it means
Don't know what it means
you nasty ass...
(solo)
Yeah......He's a girl...
He likes, all our pretty thongs
Annie, likes to sing along
Annie, likes the tune it's got
Buddy, don't know what it means
don't know what it means
and essay
He's....a worm
He likes, Allah pretty songs
Annie, likes to sink a lung
And he, likes to shoot his nut
Buddy, don't know what it means
No no what it means
Oh no what it means
Knows not what it means
And I say yeah...
Senate kids a boom
Where the change is moved
Spring is arrogant
Raped the dog with glass
Rape.... the world
He lies, all our pretty songs
Honey, likes to sing along
Honey, likes to shoot his gut
but he, don't know what it takes
don't know what it takes
to write some
Lisa... one,
Who likes all our pretty socks
Annie, likes to sing along
Eddy, likes to sh*t his gun
Buddy, don't know what it means,
don't know what it means,
you nasty ass...
We can add some war
Rachel is a whore
Bruce is on the fruit
Tender Asian boob
Hate...... the world
Just lies, all the food is gone
Fanny, likes to chirp along
Fanny, likes to shoot his bum
But they, don't like Warren's cheese
Don't like Warren's cheese
So he'll pay
Steve's the one
He likes, all our pretty songs
Jenny, likes to sing along
Eddie, likes to shoot his gun
Buddy, don't know what it means
Don't know what it means
you nasty ass...
(solo)
Yeah......He's a girl...
He likes, all our pretty thongs
Annie, likes to sing along
Annie, likes the tune it's got
Buddy, don't know what it means
don't know what it means
and essay
He's....a worm
He likes, Allah pretty songs
Annie, likes to sink a lung
And he, likes to shoot his nut
Buddy, don't know what it means
No no what it means
Oh no what it means
Knows not what it means
And I say yeah...
Spring, Bruce, Lisa, Steve, Jenny, Annie, Honey, Fanny and Eddie are all friends and offspring of senators. They all hate Warren's cheese and think Rachel is of questionable morals. Annie and Honey are good singers and Steve appreciates their music. Fanny is not a good singer. Rachel obviously likes beautiful socks. One (or more) has had an operation or is often mistaken for the opposite gender. Bruce is in love with an unamed Asian woman. One worships Allah's music and is regarded lowly. Spring defiled a poor animal and has plans to do the same to the entire world because s/he is hungry. One has an essay due. One has questionable hygiene (perhaps Rachel or Buddy). Two have a taste for firearms (but are clumsy) and plan on killing Warren. Buddy is clueless about everything. Makes perfect sense.=)
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Wow, we both wrote Nirvana parodies, which are in consecutive order on the Nevermind album. Nice job. For some reason, I liked the "cheese" line. It's interesting what some people hear.
man you just keep getting better and better this one it's solid gold man all 5's
Thanks Dominic and "parody man". I forgot Eddy in the story and it's Lisa not Rachel who likes socks. Now it makes perfect sense.=)
Is am good sense. =) 555, dude. It's very funny!
funny concept...5s
Even the hilarious title alone deserves fives!
DKTOS, Ant, but what I understood (not much) looked good.
Thanks Step-chan, alvin, Johnny, and Adagio. Adagio, you mean you can't follow my story at the bottom?
Just somewhat, Ant.
Good one for Fives..
Oh, so the REAL name of this song is Tender Age in Bloom? I did not know that and I even have the CD...anyways good stuff
Thanks Scrawny Johnny. No, the song name is just "In Bloom". Thanks also AFW and Adagio (again!).
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