Song Parodies -> "Valium"

Original Song Title:

"Lithium"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Valium"

Parody Written by:

Robert B.

The Lyrics

I'm so happy 'cause today I found my legs -- beneath my head
You're all ugly, that's ok 'cause I can't see -- from my tree
Friday evening is every night I'm nodding out without a doubt
Fuck the music -- I think I'll just shoot myself
Yeah yeah (etc.)

I'm so lonely, that's ok 'cause I can't feel 'cause I'm not real
And just maybe all the trees talk to my hands, and pigs are plants
Holy Jesus -- I think I'm on LSD, not heroin
I'm a rock star and my name is Kurt Cobain
Yeah yeah (etc.)

I like it -- I am not on smack
I'm brilliant -- I am not on smack
I'm laughing -- I am not on smack
I kill me -- I am not on smack
I like it -- I am not on smack
I'm brilliant -- I am not on smack
I'm laughing -- I am not on smack
I kill me -- I am not on smack

I'm so happy 'cause today I found my legs -- beneath my head
You're all ugly, that's ok 'cause I can't see -- from my tree
Friday evening is every night I'm nodding out without a doubt
Fuck the music -- I think I'll just shoot myself
Yeah yeah (etc.)

I like it -- I am not on smack
I'm brilliant -- I am not on smack
I'm laughing -- I am not on smack
I kill me -- I am not on smack
I like it -- I am not on smack
I'm brilliant -- I am not on smack
I'm laughing -- I am not on smack
I kill me -- I am not on smack

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Red Ant - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment

Your pacing is excellent and your end line rhymes are very good but this song is a bit trickier than that, there are the middle line rhymes of 'today, okay, everyday, daze, etc' that were missed. Not really funny but I suspect true to some extent about the "F**k the music..." line. 544

Huff - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment

Well, Red Ant is right except where the pacing is. The lines are slightly off in places. The ryhming is fine, yes, but some of the words used are maybe one syllable short or too long. And I swear I'm not on smack.

Robert B. - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment

Yeah I knew something was a little off but I couldn't figure out what it was. The idea kind of came while I was playing guitar. I would only rate it a 2 or 3 myself as far as lyrics go but it fits fine if you sing it and, touch wood, most people don't notice..... ;)

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