Don't walk on guns and burn your friends,
It's hard to act when you pretend.
Cheese over-bored and self-insured,
And all I know are dirty words.

They know, they know, they know, hello! (x3)
They know, they know, they know!

And the laptop, it sustains us.
All of us are entertainers.
Acting stupid is contagious,
All of us are entertainers.
A Mario, an all bingo,
Rob De Niro, Buzzy Beetle.
Yeah! (x3)

And what's was, well I confessed
My father's kill, a field pest.
Our little group has always been.
"Cause its all good until the end.

How long? How long? How long? How long? (x3)
How long? How long? How long?

Every lifetime has its dangers,
And we all know entertainers.
Captain Steubing cannot take us,
"cause we all know entertainers.
A tomato, a potato,
A mosquito ate my Cheetos.
Yeah! (x3)

And I forget just why it takes
the laughing gas to make me smile.
I found it hard, it's hard to find
The will, whatever, never mind.

Mellow, mellow, mellow, yellow. (x3)
Mellow, mellow, mellow.

For the last time, yes it's dangerous,
Eldorado, it's contagious.
For we're out now and we're dangerous,
Eldorado, it's contagious.
Colorado and Nevada,
I'm a skater, I'm a Frito.

Alabama! (x9)