-> "(Nothin') Sells Like The Holy Spirit!"
Original Song Title:
"Smells Like Teen Spirit"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"(Nothin') Sells Like The Holy Spirit!"
The Lyrics
Load up on Godsend some cash
We've special bargains for white trash
Don't feel ignored.Praise The Lord!
I'll take all that you can afford
Amen, amen, Amex, amen
Amen, amen, Amex, amen
Amen, amen, blank checks, amen
Amen, amen, amen
Feelin' cruddy? Need salvation?
Come on, buddybig donation!
Gonna bless the.congregation
Coz they pay formy vacation
Yeah!
I'll raise my voicedo a dance
Beelzebub'sgot no chance
And though I preachsin and hellfire
I'm gettin' off with half the choir
Amen, amen, teen sex, amen
Amen, gay men, big pecs, gay men
Amen, gay men, teen sex, amen
Gay men, gay men, amen
If you're strugglin'with temptation
Or you're hooked onmasturbation
Out-of-wedlockimpregnation?
You don't need theaggravation
Slutty bimbosdrunken winos
Don't despair-opay dinero!
Yeah!!
Now you've been bad, and you can't sleep
God won't forgive you if you're cheap
That Mastercardwill do just fine
Hard sell; no hell, but peace of mind
Amen, amen, Amex, amen
Amen, amen, Amex, amen
Amen, amen, blank checks, amen
Amen, amen, amen
Drugs and gamblin'.fornication!
We could skip thecondemnation
Screw your childrens'graduation
And your sick wife'smedication
My casinodown in Reno
Has no cash flowbig problem-o!
You're a liar?
Gay desire?
Price goes higher
I require
Funds to buy-ah
New attire
And church spire
That hellfire
It'll fry yahhhhhhhhh..
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