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Song Parodies -> "Smells Like New Granada"

Original Song Title:

"Smells Like Teen Spirit"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Smells Like New Granada"

Parody Written by:

Wild Child Jin

The Lyrics

The original of this parody I went overboard on the syllables, so this one has been "reformed" so to speak. Hope you like it better. :-)
Go steal a gun, pack a knife,
let peer pressure run your life.
and the get down with a life of crime,
cause that cody man, she's a waste of time.

Far Out, Far Out, Far Out, Far Out.
Far Out, Far Out, Far Out, Far Out.
Far Out, Far Out, Far Out, Far Out.
Far Out, Far Out, Far Out.

When school let's out,
it gets dangerous!
Kids hooked on drugs,
Pigs hooked on their ass!
From their offspring,
sprouts their madness!
Ring the bell now!
Our minds are dismissed!

Man, I'm flashin'
Man, I'm trashin'
Was it speed? or was is acid? yeah!

Pigs don't stay, on their beat,
you can get busted for
walking down the street.
Deputy dog makes me sick,
Just don't have a nail file
longer than his dick.

Bogus, Bogus, Bogus, Bo gus.
Bogus, Bogus, Bogus, Bo gus.
Bogus, Bogus, Bogus, Bo gus.
Bogus, Bogus, Bogus.

When school let's out,
it gets dangerous!
Kids hooked on drugs,
Pigs hooked on their ass!
From their offspring,
sprouts their madness!
Ring the bell now!
Our minds are dismissed!

Man, I'm flashin'
Man, I'm trashin'
Was it speed? or was is acid? yeah!

And I forget just why I was late,
Think I had to piss, I mean urinate.
I go as straight, as I'll walk the line,
Adios you narcy's, nevermind!!

Blasted, Blasted, Blasted, Bla sted.
Blasted, Blasted, Blasted, Bla sted.
Blasted, Blasted, Blasted, Bla sted.
Blasted, Blasted, Blasted.

When school let's out,
it gets dangerous!
Kids hooked on drugs,
Pigs hooked on their ass!
From their offspring,
sprouts their madness!
Ring the bell now!
Our minds are dismissed!

You got a lotta laws right!
Well, I got one law!
A kid who tells on another kid,
is a dead kid!

New Nirvana,
Old Granada, X 3

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