Song Parodies -> "Jurassic Park"

Original Song Title:

"Come As You Are"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Jurassic Park"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This topic is a tough one for parodists to do since Weird Al Yankovic did the ultimate Jurassic Park tribute with his parody of "MacArthur Park". This is just one man's tribute to one of his favorite movies, which he somehow neglected to tribute before.

Jurassic Park
Dinosaurs
They all want human meat

Lawyer’s dead
Torn to shreds
Thanks to Dennis Nedry

Did his crime
Power’s off
Now blood and gore
Is our fate

That T-Rex
Is complex
In this damn…
Monster theme park
Monster theme park
Monster theme park
Monster theme park

Run!
Raptors hunt
Kids who screech
In the kitchen they’ll eat

Blame Hammond
Old man sent
Us to this…
Monster theme park
Monster theme park
Monster theme park
Monster theme park

Raptors chewed our one guy with a gun
They want us on their bun
“Clever Girl” has won!

Not Disneyland!
Not Disneyland!
Not Disneyland!
Not Disneyland!
(I wish I had a gun!)

And I’m scared when I’m hearing them grunt
Is this some kind of stunt?
On that fence Tim got stunned
That T-Rex weighs a ton
No, I’m not having fun!

Mutilation!
No Vacation!

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