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Song Parodies -> "Drunk As You Are"
Original Song Title:
"Come As You Are"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Nirvana
Parody Song Title:
"Drunk As You Are"
Parody Written by:
Ol' John Brown
The Lyrics
As fun as it is to poke fun at drinkin' -- it should go without sayin' if you drink (and you're old enough) that's your business; but NEVER drink and drive! Now let's have a laugh or two . . . --Ol' JB
Dink, as thinkle peep, as you were,
As you thought you was be
Ociffer, Ociffer, starkle little twink.
Walk this line, hurry up
Wipe-sheild-wimpers and no rain?
An arrest, failed the test, by an old Deputy-a
Deputy-a
Deputy-a
Deputy-a
Cuffed, dowsed in mud, soaked in beer
As you slept in the street
An arrest, failed the test, by an old Deputy-a
Deputy-a
Deputy-a
Deputy-a
And I swear that I on-ly hadded one
Oh, I on-ly hadded one
Oh, I on-ly hadded one
Deputy-a
Deputy-a
Deputy-a
Deputy-a - and I on-ly hadded one
And I swear that I on-ly hadded one
Oh, I on-ly hadded one
Oh, I on-ly hadded one
Oh, I on-ly hadded one
Oh, I on-ly hadded one
Deputy-a
Deputy-a
As you thought you was be
Ociffer, Ociffer, starkle little twink.
Walk this line, hurry up
Wipe-sheild-wimpers and no rain?
An arrest, failed the test, by an old Deputy-a
Deputy-a
Deputy-a
Deputy-a
Cuffed, dowsed in mud, soaked in beer
As you slept in the street
An arrest, failed the test, by an old Deputy-a
Deputy-a
Deputy-a
Deputy-a
And I swear that I on-ly hadded one
Oh, I on-ly hadded one
Oh, I on-ly hadded one
Deputy-a
Deputy-a
Deputy-a
Deputy-a - and I on-ly hadded one
And I swear that I on-ly hadded one
Oh, I on-ly hadded one
Oh, I on-ly hadded one
Oh, I on-ly hadded one
Oh, I on-ly hadded one
Deputy-a
Deputy-a
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Eggshalant!
"Wipe-shield whimpers" was pretty funny. Good job
455, pacing slightly off, but must have been the idea(because the person was drunk), very good. =)
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