Song Parodies -> "Polly (aka PollyWorld)"

Original Song Title:

"Polly (aka Polly Want a Cracker)"

Original Performer:

"Polly (aka PollyWorld)"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Polly wants a boyfriend
Think I should get off her first
Think she wants some water
To go swimming in

Isn't me
Have a seat
Let me clip
Your photo of you in a cute bikini
Let me take a ride
Hurt yourself
Want some help
Help myself
Got some clothes
Have been told
Promise you
Have been true
Let me take a ride
Hurt yourself*
Want some help
Help myself*

Polly wants to become a girlfriend
Maybe she would tell her dad first
She asked me to date her
A dance would be nice for a few

Isn't me
Have a seat
Let me clip
Your photo of you in a cute bikini
Let me take a ride
Hurt yourself
Want some help
Help myself
Got some clothes
Have been told
Promise you
Have been true
Let me take a ride
Hurt yourself
Want some help
Help myself

Polly said
Polly says her back hurts
She's just as bored as me
She caught me off my guard
Amazes me the will of instinct

Isn't me
Have a seat
Let me clip
Your photo of you in a cute bikini
Let me take a ride
Hurt yourself
Want some help
Help myself
Got some clothes
Have been told
Promise you
Have been true
Let me take a ride
Hurt yourself
Want some help
Help myself

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