[Verse 1: Microsoft Chris]
Get us on board, ride the train,
We're rolling down the Memory Lane.
Give us a chance, we're gonna play,
Oh no, a car is on the way.

[Pre-Chorus: Microsoft Chris' Band]
They drive, they drive, they drive, see them drive,
They drive, they drive, they drive, see them drive,
They drive, they drive, they drive, see them drive,
They drive, they drive, they drive...

[Chorus: Microsoft Chris and the Band]
When the trucks go, they're all driving,
Listen to their horns-a-honking.
They're all crazy, when they're laughing.
Here they are now, horns-a-honking
Creepy driver, scuba diver,
An old geezer, little brother, yeah.

[Post-Chorus: Microsoft Chris' Band]
Stop!
Cop!

[Verse 2: Microsoft Chris]
I know this man, is always cool,
That's when he went to go to school,
He meets his friends, and shakes their hand,
Let's all ask him to join the band.

[Pre-Chorus: Microsoft Chris' Band]
This man, this man, this man, that man.
This man, this man, this man, that man.
This man, this man, this man, that man.
This man, this man, this man...

[Chorus: Microsoft Chris and the Band]
When the trucks go, they're all driving,
Listen to their horns-a-honking.
They go crazy when they're laughing,
Here they are now, horns-a-honking.
Creepy driver, scuba diver,
An old geezer, little brother, yeah.

[Post-Chorus: Microsoft Chris' Band]
Drop!
Mop!

[Guitar Solo: Microsoft Chris and his Band]

[Verse 3: Microsoft Chris]
And all these trucks are all he owns,
He seems to be enjoying life.
He likes his vehicles that he spends,
I guess we'll see him until the end.

[Pre-Chorus: Microsoft Chris' Band]
Meet him, meet him, meet him, greet him.
Meet him, meet him, meet him, greet him.
Meet him, meet him, meet him, greet him.
Meet him, meet him, meet him...

[Chorus: Microsoft Chris and His Band]
When the trucks go, they're all driving.
Listen to their horns-a-honking.
They go crazy when they're laughing.
Here they are now, horns-a-honking.
Creepy driver, scuba diver,
An old geezer, little brother.

[Outro: Microsoft Chris and His Band]
Stop the music, stop the music, stop the music, stop the music.
Stop the music, stop the music, stop the music, stop the music.

End the music.