Here is a song all about
A kid from the town of south park
Who is that kid who was anal probed
And always says I'm not fat I'm just big boned
Big boned, big boned, big boned Oh no
Big boned, big boned, big boned

Now he's mean and acting bad
I would to if my mom were my dad
He always says he'll be strong and buff
But always ends up on the couch eating cheesy puffs
Well he has little talent
But he has just one parent, Yeah

He's unintel-ligible
He just can't get knowledge threw his skull
It's hard to believe that he's not fat
Won't even share food with his cat
Big boned, big boned, big boned Oh
Big boned, big boned, big boned

Well he felt traumatized
When Kyle's brother was circumcised
Go on a diet, He don't wanna
This little piggy loves his momma
He restarted civil war battles
And got his head stuck in a cattle, Yeah

And he forgets to use his brain
Oh well I guess he is insane
Ways to make money so hard to find
What he think of next oh nevermind
Who knows, who knows, who knows
Who knows, who knows, who knows

Well he is always eatin'
And weight is what he's gainin'
Bought a kids pubic shavins
Wouldn't stop till he got even
There was the song all about
Eric Cartman from South Park
Sayonara, sayonara
Ayonawa, odinawa
Odinaya, yodinaya
Yaddayadda, yaaahyaaah
Ayaaaaaah!