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Song Parodies -> "Jesus Doesn't Want Me For A Stringbean."
Original Song Title:
"Jesus Doesn't Want Me For A Sunbeam"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Nirvana
Parody Song Title:
"Jesus Doesn't Want Me For A Stringbean."
Parody Written by:
Eric Thomas
The Lyrics
And neither would I.
Jesus, don't want me for a stringbean.
Beans are not planted like me.
Why'd you make me a bean?
For all of the raisins I could've been.
Don't ever steam me or put me in soup.
Don't grow me like a bean
Do I look Jolly or Green?
Don't ever leave me to be steamed.
Jesus, don't want me for a stringbean.
Beans are not planted like me.
Why'd you make me a bean?
For all of the raisins I could've been.
Don't ever steam me or put me in soup.
Don't grow me like a bean
Do I look Jolly or Green?
Don't ever leave me to be steamed.
Don't grow me like a bean
Do I look Jolly or Green?
Don't ever leave me to be steamed.
Jesus, don't want me for a stringbean.
Beans are not planted like me.
Why'd you make me a bean?
For all of the raisins I could've been.
Don't ever steam me or put me in soup.
Don't grow me like a bean
Do I look Jolly or Green?
Don't ever leave me to be steamed.
Don't grow me like a bean
Do I look Jolly or Green?
Don't ever leave me to be steamed.
Beans are not planted like me.
Why'd you make me a bean?
For all of the raisins I could've been.
Don't ever steam me or put me in soup.
Don't grow me like a bean
Do I look Jolly or Green?
Don't ever leave me to be steamed.
Jesus, don't want me for a stringbean.
Beans are not planted like me.
Why'd you make me a bean?
For all of the raisins I could've been.
Don't ever steam me or put me in soup.
Don't grow me like a bean
Do I look Jolly or Green?
Don't ever leave me to be steamed.
Don't grow me like a bean
Do I look Jolly or Green?
Don't ever leave me to be steamed.
Jesus, don't want me for a stringbean.
Beans are not planted like me.
Why'd you make me a bean?
For all of the raisins I could've been.
Don't ever steam me or put me in soup.
Don't grow me like a bean
Do I look Jolly or Green?
Don't ever leave me to be steamed.
Don't grow me like a bean
Do I look Jolly or Green?
Don't ever leave me to be steamed.
I hate beans. Copywrite Me.
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Even though it's funny, it still carried the beauty and emotion of the actual song. I like to think Jesus had a sense of humor.
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