Song Parodies -> "I am not Kurt Cobain"

Original Song Title:

"Heart-Shaped Box"

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Original Performer:

"I am not Kurt Cobain"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Based on several different misinterpretations of the "I've Got a New Complaint" line from the song.

She eyes me like a singer when I am weak
I've been mistaken for Cobain for a week
I was complimented being asked to her lap
But now she asks me to sing Nirvana I say SHUT YOUR TRAP!

Hey
Wait
I am not Kurt Cobain
I never O'D'ed on depression and dread!
Hey!
Wait!
I am not Kurt Cobain
I'm alive and you know that he is dead!
Hey
Wait
I am not Kurt Cobain
And I can't sing, Please get that in your head!

Her pleas to make me join those foo fighters is all wet
I'd almost like to do a Cobain, but I'm not there yet
Why can't she get a new passion, maybe Beastie Boys or Verve,
All those requests for Teen Spirit have gotten on my nerve

Hey!
Wait!
I am not Kurt Cobain,
But if you persist I'll be as depressed as him,
Hey!
Wait!
I am not Kurt Cobain!
Are you dense, or retarded or just dim,
Hey!
Wait!
I am not Kurt Cobain!
Maybe I'll just call you Aaliyah on a whim,
on a whim,
on a whim!

She eyes me like a singer when I am weak
I've been mistaken for that dead guy for a week
I was complimented being asked to her lap
But now she asks me to sing Nirvana I say SHUT YOUR TRAP!

Hey
Wait
I am not Kurt Cobain
I never O'D'ed on depression and dread!
Hey!
Wait!
I am not Kurt Cobain
I'm alive and you know that he is dead!
Hey
Wait
I am not Kurt Cobain
And I can't sing, Please get that in your head!
In your Head!
In your Head!
In your Head!

Hey! Wait! This Parody's Copyright!Some time in 2003 by the 'Coon!Day! Night! This thing is Copyright!Sometime this year by Ra'akone!

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