Song Parodies -> "Gasium"

Original Song Title:

"Lithium"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Gasium"

Parody Written by:

Jasmine

The Lyrics

I'm so crappy.
Cause today I ate some beans.
They gave me wind.
I'm so farty.
But that's ok. 'Cause so are you.
We've strained our bums.
Sunday morning.
Takes all day for all I care. Then I can poo.
Crap my heart out.
In a loo, 'cause I'm cleanly.

Poo [x bunch of times]

I'm so lonely.
And that's ok. I poo in peace.
And I'm not sad.
And just maybe.
I'm to blame for all I've smelt. And I'm not sure.
I'm so excited.
I can't wait to let it rip.
And I don't care.
I'm so windy.
But that's ok. My farts smell good.

Poo [x bunch of times]

[Chorus]
I need to.
I'm not gonna crap.
I want to.
I'm not gonna crap.
I have to.
I'm not gonna crap.
I will to.
I'm not gonna crap. [x2]

I'm so crappy.
Cause today I ate some beans.
They gave me wind.
I'm so farty.
But that's ok. 'Cause so are you.
We've strained our bums.
Sunday morning.
Takes all day for all I care. Then I can poo.
Crap my heart out.
In a loo, 'cause I'm cleanly.

Poo [x bunch times]

[Chorus]

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