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Song Parodies -> "Aunt Bee"
Original Song Title:
"Polly"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Nirvana
Parody Song Title:
"Aunt Bee"
Parody Written by:
Tim Hall
The Lyrics
Aunt Bee made some pickles
They taste just like kerosene
Ang and Barn replace them
Beats Clara at the fair
Francis Bavier
Played Aunt Bee
Bought some meat... Freezer conked out
Gomer came and tried... to fix it
Andy told her... To call the man
Before the meat... became spoiled
Lights are out... Fuse has blown
Gomer came and tried... to fix it
Andy told her... To call the man
Aunt Bee wants excitement
Flies a plane and crashes
She meets a medicine man
She got drunk played the piano
Francis Bavier
Played Aunt Bee
Bought some meat... Freezer conked out
Gomer came and tried... to fix it
Andy told her... To call the man
Before the meat... became spoiled
Lights are out... Fuse has blown
Gomer came and tried... to fix it
Andy told her... To call the man
Aunt Bee said...
Aunt Bee says to Otis
Sober up get to work
She caught him in a truck
Amazes me, the will of instinct
Francis Bavier
Played Aunt Bee
Bought some meat... Freezer conked out
Gomer came and tried... to fix it
Andy told her... To call the man
Before the meat... became spoiled
Lights are out... Fuse has blown
Gomer came and tried... to fix it
Andy told her... To call the man
They taste just like kerosene
Ang and Barn replace them
Beats Clara at the fair
Francis Bavier
Played Aunt Bee
Bought some meat... Freezer conked out
Gomer came and tried... to fix it
Andy told her... To call the man
Before the meat... became spoiled
Lights are out... Fuse has blown
Gomer came and tried... to fix it
Andy told her... To call the man
Aunt Bee wants excitement
Flies a plane and crashes
She meets a medicine man
She got drunk played the piano
Francis Bavier
Played Aunt Bee
Bought some meat... Freezer conked out
Gomer came and tried... to fix it
Andy told her... To call the man
Before the meat... became spoiled
Lights are out... Fuse has blown
Gomer came and tried... to fix it
Andy told her... To call the man
Aunt Bee said...
Aunt Bee says to Otis
Sober up get to work
She caught him in a truck
Amazes me, the will of instinct
Francis Bavier
Played Aunt Bee
Bought some meat... Freezer conked out
Gomer came and tried... to fix it
Andy told her... To call the man
Before the meat... became spoiled
Lights are out... Fuse has blown
Gomer came and tried... to fix it
Andy told her... To call the man
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