Song Parodies -> "U-SCAN NIGHTMARE"

Original Song Title:

"Heart Shaped Box"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"U-SCAN NIGHTMARE"

Parody Written by:

Kathy Sprowl

The Lyrics

Penned after a recent trip to a superstore with a U-Scan telling of my ex-husband's adventure. Nightmare for him, but was fun for us to watch.

Sign said the beef sticks are just $2.99 this week
I have watched the flyers for the sale for weeks
It's not to be full price but what is on the sign
Wish I could beat your U-Scan when it rang up wrong again this time.

Hey! wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever I wait in your customer service line
Hey! wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever I wait in your customer service line

Hey! wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever I wait in your customer service line
Your line

I'm getting angry and I am starting to sweat
Cut the line by making 'em all smell my bad breath
A dozen beef sticks, count'em they're are all in the sack
Throw down receipt with wrong price charged to get a refund right back!

Hey! wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever I wait in your customer service line
Hey! wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever I wait in your customer service line
Hey! wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever I wait in your customer service line

Sign said the beef sticks are just $2.99 this week
I have watched the flyers for the sale for weeks
It's not to be full price but what is on the sign
Wish I had never come here it would have saved me lots of time.

Hey! wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever I wait in your customer service line
Hey! wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever I wait in your customer service line
Hey! wait!
I've got a new complaint
Don't want to wait forever I wait in your customer service line

In your line
In your line

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