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Song Parodies -> "All These Allergies"

Original Song Title:

"All Apologies"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"All These Allergies"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

A poetic ode to never-ending sneezes.
Why else should I sneeze?
All these allergies
In bed should I stay?
Go to school today?
Sneezing makes write
Spoofs for Amiright
Why else should I sneeze?
All these allergies

Ah ah ACH!
Ah ah ACH-i-ee-oo-woo!
I can't stop
I can't stop
The sneezing!!!
Sneezing!!
Ah ah ah a--

CHOO!

I wish I was like you
Seldom say "Achoo"
Water in my eyes
Need tissues for my nose
I'll sneeze every day
Where's my Afrin spray?

Sneezin', my eyes sure burn
It feels like there's ashes on my
Nasal
Nasal
Ah ah ah ah--

CHOO!

Ah ah ah ah ah achoo!
Ah ah ah ah ah achoo!
Ah ah ah ah ah achoo!
Ah ah ah ah ah achoo!

(A capella)
Ah ah ah ah ah achoo!
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Pacing: 2.0
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.0
Total Votes: 2

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S.T.G. - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny.....ah.........ah.............ACHOO!!!!!!!!! And hilarious. all fives.
Marianne E. B. Markham - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
heh, not bad. Just don't make me sneeze. :-p
... - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, this was good. Except part of the second verse was missing, so I voted 4 for pacing.
Diva - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job!
Adagio - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody!! I can relate...allergies here :/ 5's

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