In this salt water I reside
Jet propelled, I also have 2 eyes
Don't you think that I'm a tasty ceph'lopod
This world is forcing me into your bod

'Cause I'm just a squid
I swim in the sea
And dolphins eat me left and right
Oh I'm just a squid
I'm squirting out my ink
But I'll still be dinner tonight

Ohhhhh, so I'm turning myself clear

The instant I hatch in the sea,
so many creatures who want to munch on me
I use my tentacles to catch my food
Oh gosh, now I got caught by fisherdudes

'Cause I'm just a squid
Wish I was a shark
'cause then I could at least chew your thighs
But I'm just a squid
I keep squirting my ink
But I'll still be on your plate tonight

Oh I'm just a squid,
Take a bite out of me
You'll snarf down my ass once it's fried

Ohhhhh, and then you'll have a beer

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Ohhhhh, you eat me and my peers

I'm just a squid
I'm just a squid, I don't kid
That's just how nature made me

Oh I'm just a squid, living in the deep blue sea
Your seafood joint makes me worrisome
Oh I'm just a squid, chewy to your teeth
but hopelessly delicious to your tongue
Oh I'm just a squid, bait your hook with me
Just have a beak and some tentacles
Oh I'm just a squid, slippery me
What good fun, I'm a buffet item

Ohhhhh, there's so much that I
Ohhhhh, there's so much that I
Ohhhhh, there's so much that I fear