(in THICK redneck accent)

Can't keep the sun out off my eyes
I think my hat needs to be a bigger size
I've got work to do, I hope you understand
Ma and Pa expect me to plow this land

'Cause my name is Earl
I'm a hayseed
People may say that I'm not to bright
My name is Earl
Country as can be
Sometimes I get drunk and start fights
Yeehaw! Hand me another beer!

The moment that I step outside
I've got my tractor
That I have to ride
I've got to plow the fields
And grow that corn
Yeah, I been plowin' fields
Since I was born

'Cause my name is Earl
Not from the city
I can't stand all them big bright lights
My name is Earl
I live in the country
Where it gets real quiet at night
My name is Earl
take a good look at me
just your typical redneck type
Yeehaw! Hand me another beer!

(Instrumental)

Yeehaw! Are they having a rodeo here?

My name is Earl
My name is Earl, howdy girls
Won't y'all come and dance with me?

My name is Earl
I'm missing a few teeth
But I still got a purty smile
My name is Earl
Got a tan underneath
Not from the beach, nope, this one's farmer style
My name is Earl
The farm's my destiny
Won't be plantin' trees and growin' no orange
My name is Earl
Now let me see..
Well tweedle-dee, no word rhymes well with orange

Yeehaw! Hand me another
Yeehaw! Hand me another
Yeehaw! Hand me another beer!