-> "Chandra Levy's Gone"
Original Song Title:
"Gone"
Parody Song Title:
"Chandra Levy's Gone"
The Lyrics
There's a thousand things that one could say
About a certain intern, yeah!
Long ago she left for Washington
Never to return.
She was involved with her Congressman;
That was just very strange.
The situation got out of hand,
And she needed a change.
Did the press state too much about this girl's affairs
For her to just go and disappear?
But I have figured it out--
What happened is just so very clear! Oh yeah!
CHORUS:
They've been worrying,
Can't get her off their minds.
Her parents and the FBI must be strong.
The lie detector game sure is being overplayed,
But the truth is Chandra's gone,
Chandra's gone, Chandra Levy's gone.
Chandra's -----
People are saying Gary Condit lied,
And he knows her whereabouts,
But I know she committed suicide--
I have figured it out.
She ended her health club membership
And told her aunt of her plans
And told her landlord she would break her lease
To shack with her married man.
But this scandal was just way too much for her,
So she decided to end it all.
And I know in my heart Gary Condit should not take the fall.
Don't take the fall--Gary!
CHORUS:
They've been worrying,
Can't get her off their minds.
Her parents and the FBI must be strong.
The lie detector game sure is being overplayed,
But the truth is Chandra's gone,
Chandra's gone, Chandra Levy's gone.
Will those close to her cope with her not there?
Tell me what will Gary do?
Tell me who will he screw?
Now Chandra's in the past,
Will Bob and Sue Levy last?
People why can't you see
There's no more Chandra Levy?! Oh!
CHORUS:
They've been worrying,
Can't get her off their minds.
Her parents and the FBI must be strong.
The lie detector game sure is being overplayed,
But the truth is Chandra's gone,
Chandra's gone, Chandra Levy's gone.
Yes, the truth is Chandra's -----
CHANDRA LEVY'S GONE!
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