-> "Drove On the Road Crazy"
Original Song Title:
"I Drive Myself Crazy"
Parody Song Title:
"Drove On the Road Crazy"
The Lyrics
Lying on the ground,
With blood around me.
Glass is shattered everywhere.
I am drunk as h***,
And the cops are coming.
I've got blood smeared in my hair.
I spilt my vodka, and bent right down.
Now I'm half-dead, bleeding on the ground.
I lie half-dead, I drove on the road crazy.
On the road crazy.
Then hit the curb.
Flew out my my chair.
And then I landed their face first.
Drove on the road crazy.
Bleeding till' the ambulance comes.
It wasn't hit and run.
I hit a streetlight.
In the middle of nowhere.
Now I toss and turn,
Cuz' I am in shock.
Now I'm on an asphalt death bed.
I hit my head,
On the pavement.
In the hospital,
With a big payment. No!
I lie half-dead,
Bleedin' on the road like crazy.
On the road crazy.
Bleeding to death.
My veins are cut.
And I cry like a baby.
I drove on the road crazy.
And I went through the front window.
Why did I do it?
I had some beer with me then.
How could I do it?
Now that I'm half-dead baby.
And I blew it all.
And I blew it all.
No!!!!
I lie half-dead, I drove on the road crazy.
On the road crazy.
Then hit the curb.
Flew out my my chair.
And then I landed their face first.
Drove on the road crazy.
Bleeding till' the ambulance comes.
I lie half-dead,
Bleedin' on the road like crazy.
On the road crazy.
Bleeding to death.
My veins are cut.
And I cry like a baby.
I drove on the road crazy.
And I went through the front window.
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