Today was going really gay
Until i threw that ball at you
oh gee, if you could only see
the stupid way you cried, boo hoo
I don't believe that i have ever
Thrown so hard at you until right now
Your feet were chasing after me
Once i knocked that tooth out
i'm sure you been hit before
So why'd you hafta shout?
I don't believe that your fat body feels
the way it would had i thrown a plow.

And all the taunts you yell at me are reminding
Of all those times i hit you with that book binding(?)
There are many thing that you would
like to say to me
but your not allowed

because maybe
mom'll be the one who sides with me
and after all
its just a super ball

Today wasn't all that gay
cause i threw that ball at you
oh gee, i guess you didnt see
the way i laughed, woo hoo!
i don't believe that i have ever
Thrown so hard at you
until right now

And all the taunts you yell at me are reminding
Of the time with the flashlight i was blinding
There are many thing that you would
like to say to me
but your not allowed

because maybe
mom's gonna agree with me
and after all
its just a super ball

because maybe
mom's not gonna listen to your plea
plus, after all
its just a dumb red ball

Yea maybe
im gonna be the one that gets off free
And you'll get stung by a huge bee
Or you could run into an oak tree....