Song Parodies -> "WonderBra"

Original Song Title:

"Wonderwall"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Oasis

Parody Song Title:

"WonderBra"

Parody Written by:

DJ StephieC

The Lyrics

Dedicated to all the girls who don't have figures like a prepubescent 12 year old boy with boobs. Keep it real, girls!

Today is gonna be the day
That that I'm finally gonna top a D cup
By now I shoulda somehow
Realized that I need a push-up
I don't believe that anybody's
Gonna overlook my boobies now

Double D - the word was on the street
That I need a bra, a really big one
Oh sure, i've had a bra before
But I never really had the right one
I don't believe that any bra will
Feel as good as going bare and bouncy

And all the bras I had before were binding
And all the wires that held me up confining
Strapless backless things that I would
Like to toss away
But I don't know how

Because maybe
This is gonna be the bra that shapes me
Till I take it off
It's my WonderBra!

Today is gonna be the day
That I'm gonna start to boycott Vickie's
By now I should have somehow
Figured out that their stuff don't fit me
I can't believe that anybody
Can go in there and not feel like a cow

And all the bras I had before were binding
And all the wires that held me up confining
Strapless backless things that I would
Like to toss away
And I'll throw them out!

It's not iffy
I found a bra that really fits me!
At my local mall
It's my WonderBra!

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