How many people play tennis?
Better than pickleball it is
You could hit the ball into the stands
Or you could practice by a wall
It's better than raquetball
Or squashing your opponent tonight

Someday you might find me
Taking interest in the sport
With Maria Sharapova on the court
Someday you might find me
Don't you laugh and don't you snort
With Anna Smashnova
With Anna Smashnova on the court

Waking up now and asking why
Was just a dream, my how time flies
I remembered they've now retired
Jai Alai frontons mostly closed
Some are open I suppose
Watch that ball go flying through the sky

Someday you might find me
Caught somewhere beneath the net
With Anna Kournikova yeah I bet
Someday you might find me
Yelling at the umpire
With Anna Smashnova
With Anna Smashnova

'Cause I don't believe
That the shot that I made was out
Do you look at the screen at all
When it recreates
The shot that went by
Why-why-why-why

How many now have retired?
Ball hits the net or the wire
Where were you while we just fell in love?
Cold when practice by the wall
There I always hit the ball
Though zero in tennis, we need love

Someday you might find me
Caught between rock and hard place
With Maria Sharapova's cute face
Someday you might find me
Trying to pick up the pace
With Anna Kournikova
With Anna Kournikova

Try to score an ace
Don't let the ball get away
From me this time
But you and I might fall in love
As long as we don't
Get stuck in a deuce
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

How many matches end too soon?
The hot weather might make you swoon
Where were you while we were scoring points?
We were scoring points?