-> "Pretty Fly for the President"
Original Song Title:
"Pretty Fly {For a White Guy}"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Pretty Fly for the President"
The Lyrics
No more sex Mr. Clinton.
Give it to me Billy, uh-hu, uh-hu.
Give it to me Billy, uh-hu, uh-hu.
Give it to me Billy, uh-hu, uh-hu.
And all of congress thinks I'm pretty fly for the big pie.
I did not have sex with Ms. Lewinski.
You known it's kind of hard just to have affairs today.
No one thinks he is cool, but he thinks it anyway.
He may have a wife, and a really cheesy smile.
But all that sex with Monica he's in total denial.
So don't debate, he plays it straight.
We know Billy always got it everyday.
He coped a feel, to keep it real.
For Hil', no way. For Hil', no way.
He thought his trick,
Was really slick.
Till' Monica was caught messin' wit' his ****.
The whole thing's gonna be seen now.
Now, now, now on CNN.
Give it to me Billy, uh-hu, uh-hu.
Give it to me Billy, uh-hu, uh-hu.
Give it to me Billy, uh-hu, uh-hu.
And all the senate thinks I'm pretty sly for the big pie.
He was passin' by the office lookin' for some sexy spice.
He was lookin' for a hoe, who'd give him **** for any price.
He stopped by Lewinski, and he made on her a pass.
Then in the Oval Office he was feelin' on her ***.
William C., pleased orally.
They found a blue dress that was Hilary's.
He wasn't put in jail, didn't get bail.
He was let off, He was let off.
He thought he was sly, but his lady is bi.
Well, Hilary hasn't been screwin' another guy.
Everything's gonna be seen now, now now now on ABC.
He gettin' a blowjob, he';s gettin' it done.
He thought she was sixteen, but she's really twenty-one.
Some idiots think it's kewl to suck the pres's ****.
But the rest of the world just think it's really sick, of course.
Give it to me Billy, uh-hu, uh-hu.
Give it to me Billy, uh-hu, uh-hu.
Give it to me Billy, uh-hu, uh-hu.
I did not have sex with Ms. Lewinski.
We've seen it all, it was no ball.
So that's why Billy has been gettin' thos weird calls.
Now the PD needs, some of Pamela Lee.
But she don't know, but she don't know.
He's gonna go on down, by assasanation.
But it won't be me, it might be an obsession.
Everything's gonna be seen.
They are clay and we will all see.
This thing's gonna be on MTV.
It will be a DeathMatch.
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