-> "Pretty Fly For a Jedi"
Original Song Title:
"Pretty Fly For A White Guy"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Pretty Fly For a Jedi"
Parody Written by:
Shapes
The Lyrics
Pretty Fly for a Jedi
(Ca, mon, don, too, bonta eve.)
Use the force, Obi! Oha, Oha
Use the force, Obi! Oha, Oha
Use the force, Obi! Oha, Oha
And all the Padawan's say I'm pretty fly, for a Jedi.
We were on a mission
To save Naboo one day
The Trade Confederation
Couldn't hear us anyway.
The room filled with some gas, they
Just don't have the right gas!
We were ready for the droids, and
WE LEFT 'EM IN A PILE!
In any state,
They sealed their fate.
You know we'll ruin the Trade federation's day!
The doors are blocked,
It's no big deal,
We'll blow them away, we'll blow them away!
Down into the lake
A Bongo we might take.
Monsters tried to eat us and they made poor Jar Jar shake!
So take your lightsaber and
HEY! HEY! Do that Jedi thing!
Use the force, Obi! Oha, Oha
Use the force, Obi! Oha, Oha
Use the force, Obi! Oha, Oha
We found the Queen!
The droids weren't very nice,
But out came our sabers
And we put 'em all in a dice!
Now cruisin' in her ship we
Just took a laser blot!
The droids will go and fix it,
We're in hyperspace now!
Now on Tatooine
Don't make a scene
This little kid could learn to use the Force some day!
Watto's made a deal,
The Boy's have to cook their own meal, if
Ani wins today, Ani wins today...
We've got real good seats,
See The Leader cheat?
But our guy isn't gonna let himself be beat!
So grab your lightsaber and
HEY! HEY! Do that Jedi thing!
We had to fight Maul but
We're off to Coruscant!
But with this Chancellor we
Just can't get what we want!
The meet met the Council,
They sensed in him much fear.
If we wait on the Senate
Getting help ... it could take at least a year!
Use the force, Obi! Oha, Oha
Use the force, Obi! Oha, Oha
Use the force, Obi! Oha, Oha
So let's go at lightspeed,
Back to Naboo and!
With Gungun help and the boy we cannot fail!
Into space real quick,
Anni's got the trick
He blew away the battleship and lived to tell the tale!
Maul killed Qui Gon
And then I was really pissed
We had a little funeral, then watched the burning rest!
So grab your lightsaber --
Your new lightsaber --
Now grab your lightsaber, and
HEY! HEY! Do that Jedi thing!
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