Song Parodies -> "Pretty Fly For a Fat Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Fly For a White Guy"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Pretty Fly For a Fat Guy"

Parody Written by:

Psykotic Cheerio

The Lyrics

This is by my friend... the Psykotic Cheerio- She wrote this song after her CD player was stolen by this 400lb black kid that goes to our school, better known as a BIG BLUEBERRY. Her From Autum To Ashes CD was in it at the time- tears for her! :,( I named the song Pretty Fly For a Fat Guy- because she didn't name her song and I'm posting it on this site for her.

Give it to me bitch,
uh huh uh huh
Give it to me bitch,
uh huh uh huh
Give it to me bitch,
uh huh uh huh

And all the niggers say im pretty dumb for a white girl

You know its kinda of hard just to get along today
Our subject isn't a thief but he fakes it anyway
He may have my CD player
and my FATA CD
But for everything I know
Hes a dumbass in denial!

So dont debate, a thief
You know he really wont get away
Hes gonna play the field and try to keep it real
(no way, no way)
So im gonna hate
take him on ricki lake
get my shit back
The worlds full of wannabes
so do that brand new thing

Give it to me bitch,
uh huh uh huh
Give it to me bitch,
uh huh uh huh
Give it to me bitch,
uh huh uh huh

He needs some cool tunes
so he stole mine
I didnt have ice cube
or vanilla ice so why'd you want my shit?
Now cruisin on his new stolen bike, he sees me pass
And if i knew he took my CD player
I'd kick his lily ass!

So dont debate, a thief
You know he really wont get away
Hes gonna play the field and try to keep it real
(no way, no way)
So im gonna hate
take him on ricki lake
get my shit back
The worlds full of wannabes
so do that brand new thing

Now hes gettin a tatoo
gettin ink done
he asked for pimp but they gave him dirty thief
Friends say hes tryin too hard
and hes not quite hip
but in his own mind
hes the dopest bitch!

Give it to me bitch,
uh huh uh huh
Give it to me bitch,
uh huh uh huh
Give it to me bitch,
uh huh uh huh

So dont debate, a thief
You know he really wont get away
Hes gonna play the field and try to keep it real
(no way, no way)
So im gonna hate
take him on ricki lake
get my shit back
The worlds full of wannabes
so do that brand new thing

My Cheerio has something to tell you- she says:Thats right, bitch! GIVE ME MY SHIT BACK GODDAMNIT!!! MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND RESPECT OTHER PEOPLES STUFF!!! THIEFING FROM ME DOESNT MAKE YOU COOL! GRRRRR!!!

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Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment

*sigh* Looks like I'm the one who'll have to break the ice here. I know from experience that any racial slur is frowned upon on this site and the lack of literary skill in the rest of the parody doesn't make up for it. 'So don't debate, a thief'.... sorry, but there is seriously something malfunctioning in your cerebrum if crap like that to work! 2-1-1

Agrimorfee aka Simon Cowell - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment

This blows, big time. 211

Kristof Robertson - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment

This not only blows, it sucks as well

Regos the Sane - May 11, 2004 - Report this comment

'The worlds full of wannabes'- Yep, we've got one right here.

Psykotic Cheerio - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment

HaHa. Thanks everyone im so glad you loved it. Yes, Regos the Sane, i am a wannabe, it has always been my dream to write a song parody...*laughs really loud* Whats sad is that you guys take it so seriously, I LOVE IT! Keep the bad posts coming i love to read them, they make me smile! You guys act like what you say about the parody that took me 6 minutes to type is supposed to offend me. HaHa. *sits in the corner and cries* Guys im going to kill myself cuz there is seriously something malfunctioning in my cerebrum. lmao -Cheerio-

Katie - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment

Good job! I loved the song, don't listen to those crackheads! 5,5,5!

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